Alright, fine. *Grabs Dan, takes him to citizen center, makes Dan citizen* Now don't say I don't do anything for ya.
That was a speedy, painless process. Thanks government! *gets hit with unnecessary taxes* FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
Fortunately, unlike the real world, you don't have to worry about those. *Takes taxes, throws out window into the breeze* It's perfectly legal here to toss taxes away, not to mention bills.
