Bad DS games you've seen?

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So, the DS has been out for a long time and has seen it's fair share of both golden gems and games that are so retarded that you question their very existence. Here, we shall mainly discuss incredibly stupid DS games that either promote something ridiculous, or just make no sense at all.

I'll start off with a random find I made: a game called "Secret Flirt". Suitable for ages 3 and up, it teaches girls how to flirt in such a manner that every boy she comes into contact with will find her irresistible. It actually exists, and I don't even know why.

Another game that I've actually played is called Sprung: The Dating Game. Again with the flirting theme and whatnot, although this one has a strange sense of humour which will probably make you laugh. It might've been a semi-decent game if it wasn't for the fact that a bug in EVERY copy of the game prevented the player from unlocking everything (without AR and whatnot).

Now it's your turn!
 
Has NintenDan ever said the word 'Retarded'?

Anyways, it would be style botique. Girls are too interested in shopping and stuff.
 
NintenDan said:
So, the DS has been out for a long time and has seen it's fair share of both golden gems and games that are so retarded that you question their very existence. Here, we shall mainly discuss incredibly stupid DS games that either promote something ridiculous, or just make no sense at all.

I'll start off with a random find I made: a game called "Secret Flirt". Suitable for ages 3 and up, it teaches girls how to flirt in such a manner that every boy she comes into contact with will find her irresistible. It actually exists, and I don't even know why.

Another game that I've actually played is called Sprung: The Dating Game. Again with the flirting theme and whatnot, although this one has a strange sense of humour which will probably make you laugh. It might've been a semi-decent game if it wasn't for the fact that a bug in EVERY copy of the game prevented the player from unlocking everything (without AR and whatnot).

Now it's your turn!
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Uhh Dan... why do you buy dating games?
And I'd have to say any movie to game thing EVER!
 
I would've asked 'Why'd you buy a Dating game?', But I guess it works.

So then why does our favourite 18+ Year old member enjoy dating games?
 
What's the name of that series with the "real life" everyday things being made into videogames? Didn't it have something to do with Ubisoft...?
 
General Ouromov said:
I would've asked 'Why'd you buy a Dating game?', But I guess it works.

So then why does our favourite 18+ Year old member enjoy dating games?
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I don't enjoy them, I just play them because I like to try crap that I would never touch. Sprung wasn't even a dating game, it was more a hilarious "Choose the right path" game with a crap load of dead ends. Also, who said I bought it?

Yoshi said:
What's the name of that series with the "real life" everyday things being made into videogames? Didn't it have something to do with Ubisoft...?
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Uh... Imagine series? I'm not sure. There are seriously around 20 Imagine games for being a Vet, Babysitter, Doctor, Teacher, etc.

Wasabi Jellyfish said:
He's 18+?
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Don't worry, GO just thinks he knows me.


By the way, found another terrible DS game. So terrible I couldn't play it. It's called LOL, and I think it is the first game I've ever seen that has MANDATORY multiplayer play. Seriously, there is no single player mode, you need 2 people to play.
 
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All the shovel ware... Why is it that now-a-days Nintendo consoles have so much of it?
 
Sir Loinofbeef said:
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Lawlz? Also, if it was only released in Europe, (on August 27, 2010), how did you get it?
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I came across an article about the game getting abuse from psychologists who said it was promoting the wrong things to young girls, heh. So then I Wikipedia'd it for some more info. I never actually got it, just read about it.
 
NintenDan said:
I came across an article about the game getting abuse from psychologists who said it was promoting the wrong things to young girls, heh. So then I Wikipedia'd it for some more info. I never actually got it, just read about it.
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THANKYOU DAN for reminding me. Okay the Brain thingy by the weird Japanese doctor guy. That was freaking stupid and it only helps the pre-frontal cortex which is pretty much useless.
 
Anything with ponies.
 
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