Bad Translator

[Link 70222]

Don't know if this really qualifies as a game, but I thought this would be a good place for people to share the funny bad translations they come up with. At http://ackuna.com/badtranslator You just type in some words, pick from 1 of the 3 translators (though I think Bing is the best option), pick the amount of translations you want done to it, and tada! You got yourself a nonsensical bad translation! Here are some examples I came up with:

Original text:

"Xbox One? More like Xbox Done!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In one of the Xbox. Xbox as soon as possible."

Original text:

"Sometimes I like eggs, other times I'm not so sure..."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sometimes you have eggs, more difficult, I'm sure."

Original text:

"Nintendo 3DS Community is the greatest place on earth."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nintendo 3DS is the most beautiful city in the world."

So yeah, just post any funny translations that you can get it to come up with here. It should be interesting to see what you guys come up with.

 

[Thexx]

This is nice.... I like it.

Original text:

"Katniss Everdeen? More like Catpiss Neverclean!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Many of your Nivirklin 7Harry7 Cathedral in Paris"

 

[Porkman]

OH, so this is the thing I see used by you guys so much on the skype group. Well that's interesting.

 

[Member]

Original text:

"Yoshian12 is the 91st member of Nintendo 3DS Community."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Yoshian12 is a member of the Nintendo 3DS."

 

[Emoluvjd2]

Original text:

"All toasters toast toast, don't you know?"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Toaster, bread, and lamps, that they should know."

 

[Artisan Vistra]

Original Text: Where do you live?

..After 35 translations, Bing gives us: Where you are.

Original Text: I hope they got lottsa spaghetti.

..After 35 translations, Bing gives us: Hope and Lucas

I can't paste here for some reason but that's what I got.

 

[Link 70222]

Original text:

"It's way too cold outside!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... What are you doing?"

 

[Stonewoot]

Original text:

"Fear the Woot"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He leads"

 

[benoit489]

Original text:

"What is a man?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is it?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This means that the"


Original text:

"Running with scissors can be dangerous"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Germany and threatened with a knife."

 

[Member]

Original text:

"Yoshian12 is from Germany, a country in Europe."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The United States and Germany and is one of 12 European countries."

 

[Member]

Original text:

"GIMME BACK MAH RUPEES!!!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"-Mahjong"

 

[Artisan Vistra]

Before: Are you going to eat that?

After 35 translations...:You can't do anything.

Before: Who wants ice cream?

After 18 translations: Who would want to make ice cream?

After 35 translations: The United States sold ice cream.

 

[Link 70222]

Original text:

"Aye aye aye, I'm your little butterfly."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi I have a butterfly."

Original text:

"Being a friend and mentor is a privilege that not many have. "

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The feeling of you, my good friend and guide."

 

[benoit489]

Both quotes are from Walt Disney:

Original text:

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is your dream come true. We need courage and them."


Original text:

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The nature of this happiness, they need services."

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

Original text:

"The Master Sword is the blade of evil's bane."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Outbreaks of the disease."

 

[Cluck121]

Original text:

"Goats never enjoy thunderstorms. Probably."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do not use the storm. It is possible."

Don't use the storm, guys. Don't do it.

 

[Link 70222]

Original text:

"You're a meshi!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thank you very much."

 

[CM30]

Original:

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is part of the Mario series

Many translations later:

This is part of a series of Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario

Well, that didn't go as badly as I expected. Even via Japanese, Chinese, Russian, Persian, French, German and a few other languages.