"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
These sound familiar do they not? That is because they are all "facts" about Chuck Norris, found on the popular Chuck Norris Facts Website. However, have you ever heard this one?
"In order for Game Developers to get the authentic feel of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick into a video game, they asked Chuck Norris to deliver one to each of them. Unfortunately, he kicked all their heads off, so he kicked a computer and thus appeared 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain'."
...Yea, I did not think so. That is because I just created it in order to inform you of a bra nd new Chuck Norris video game! The game is titled 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain'.
In 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', you control Chuck Norris himself as you kick evil's ass to advance in the game. Want to choose Chuck Norris' outfits? Congratulations! You have two different styles to choose from:
Man, those boys at Gameloft, the developer, made sure they were accurate. I shudder to think what would have happened to them if they were not true to Chuck Norris.
'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', is available on August 19th on your mobile phone. Get ready to have the most kick-ass phone on the block. Literally.
Oh, did I mention? You can take a picture of a yourself or a friend and upload it into the game to have them programmed into the phone as a boss. Sit back and watch Chuck Norris kick the sh** out of you or a friend.
Caution: Damage in the game may affect those portrayed.
http://www.g4tv.com/thepile/videos/27855/C...in_Preview.html
'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', is copyrighted by Gameloft.
This preview has been created by, and therefore the property of, ukn
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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice."
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."
"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
These sound familiar do they not? That is because they are all "facts" about Chuck Norris, found on the popular Chuck Norris Facts Website. However, have you ever heard this one?
"In order for Game Developers to get the authentic feel of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick into a video game, they asked Chuck Norris to deliver one to each of them. Unfortunately, he kicked all their heads off, so he kicked a computer and thus appeared 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain'."
...Yea, I did not think so. That is because I just created it in order to inform you of a bra nd new Chuck Norris video game! The game is titled 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain'.
In 'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', you control Chuck Norris himself as you kick evil's ass to advance in the game. Want to choose Chuck Norris' outfits? Congratulations! You have two different styles to choose from:
- Commander Chuck Norris; a kick-ass military dude.
- Ranger Chuck Norris; no doubt an homage to the stone cold, take no prisoner, Ranger Cordell Walker, whom Chuck Norris portrayed for several years on the TV Series, "Walker: Texas Ranger"
Man, those boys at Gameloft, the developer, made sure they were accurate. I shudder to think what would have happened to them if they were not true to Chuck Norris.
'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', is available on August 19th on your mobile phone. Get ready to have the most kick-ass phone on the block. Literally.
Oh, did I mention? You can take a picture of a yourself or a friend and upload it into the game to have them programmed into the phone as a boss. Sit back and watch Chuck Norris kick the sh** out of you or a friend.
Caution: Damage in the game may affect those portrayed.
http://www.g4tv.com/thepile/videos/27855/C...in_Preview.html
'Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain', is copyrighted by Gameloft.
This preview has been created by, and therefore the property of, ukn
Video copyright to G4TV.com