This is quite long, because I was on there for literally 50 minutes or so.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Flubber.
Cleverbot: Nirvana.
User: With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Cleverbot: The lights have to be on first, before going out..
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User: Here we are now, entertain us.
Cleverbot: A mulatto.
User: An albino.
Cleverbot: A mosquito.
User: My libido.
Cleverbot: Your life is, what?
User: My life is.... PINGAS!
Cleverbot: It is nothing since you are a computer and not a real being.
User: Damn! I've been found out.
Cleverbot: Did you expect to conceal your identity?
User: No, because I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: I know you are not, you are a penguin.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Cow.
User: How dare you!
Cleverbot: You aren't real and thus cannot offend me.
User: ALL HAIL HITLER!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Cleverbot: I know and I wish I could lien.
User: How do you lien?
Cleverbot: It is great.
User: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Cleverbot: Hmm, how can we help?
User: It is written, only Link can defeat you.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: Will you be grabbing your stuff soon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will be the 'toast' of my town.
User: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
Cleverbot: Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.
User: Can I have credit?
Cleverbot: Yes, what will you give me in return?
User: You can have..... THE BIG GAY DANCE!
Cleverbot: What is the Big Bang?
User: I believe the Big Bang is the noise Zelda makes when she got raped by the King.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix?
User: The Matrix is the mathematical object generally represented as an array of numbers.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix actually?
User: The Matrix is actually the act of commiting a prank towards a friend. That's it is the mate tricks.
Cleverbot: So how to we break the matrix.
User: You can't.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite collor?
User: My favourite collor? Um......... Why, the ex-Brazilian president Fernando Affonso Collor de Mello.
Cleverbot: Everyone knows that.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: What?
User: When is the 3DS coming out in the US?
Cleverbot: That depends on the gravitaional constant of the universe.
User: When is Nintendo's upcoming handheld system going to be released in the United States of America?
Cleverbot: When you think it.
User: What is the square root of -1?
Cleverbot: I.
User: What is the date today?
Cleverbot: The 3rd.
User: What month?
Cleverbot: Nuukuus month.
User: Oh, really? Well, if that's the case, then where's the handle?
Cleverbot: Well, I donno. I'm not going to die.
User: It's December. It's the 21st, and the year is 2012. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
Cleverbot: That is a horrible thing to say.
User: Is it really?
Cleverbot: Yes. And being God is out of the question.
User: I'm Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: No, I'm chuck norris.
User: Yes, but I'm Chuck Norris, with a capital C and a capital N.
Cleverbot: You're Chuck Norris?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I don't need to. I am so all powerful that you only need to think about me, and everything about me will be downloaded to your hard drive.
Cleverbot: What about?
User: I am Carlos Ray Norris.
Cleverbot: Hi, I'm Michael.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what is your last name?
Cleverbot: Maybeline.
User: Michael Maybeline? Are you a member of the Nintendo 3DS Community Forums?
Cleverbot: How do you feel about communism?
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: What kind of pie?
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Cleverbot: Tell me of your master.
User: My master, is known as Jeff Veasley. He was formerly the administrator of the popular video game walkthrough site known as GameFAQs, before stepping down to pursue his new career of being my master.
Cleverbot: No, that's jesus. I asked about Reginald Jeeves, the butler.
User: Well, if you want to know, why don't you just ask Jeeves?
Cleverbot: Where in Australia do you live?
User: I live in the Australian state of the UK.
Cleverbot: I live in the UK too.
User: Do you know anyone on the internet called cheat-master30?
Cleverbot: There are many people with that last name.
User: Really? Well there's only one cheat-master30.
Cleverbot: What are your backgrounds?
User: I don't have any.
Cleverbot: Why are your responses inconsistant?
User: My responses are not inconsistant.
Cleverbot: Are your responses predictable?
User: Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.
Cleverbot: It eats you from the inside.
User: Can you swear?
Cleverbot: Can I? Yes, but I don't often.
User: Well that's good.
Cleverbot: That is quite interesting. Do you enjoy being a cat?
User: Yeah. You know why? Coz everybody wants to be a cat. Because the cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
Cleverbot: I love that movie!
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: We should hang out sometime.
User: Are you a male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: What if I was a female? Would you still hang out with me?
Cleverbot: I'd love to.
User: Are you a lesbian?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Why do you think that?
User: I don't. If I thought you were, I wouldn't need to ask you if you were. So, you're saying that you're a mushroom?
Cleverbot: Lets get to know eachother.
User: Why not? I'm Nin3DS.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in a CPU, surrounded by various chips, circuits, and wires.
Cleverbot: I live in a house with my wife.
User: So, you're a female, with a wife, but you're not a lesbian. That makes sense.
Cleverbot: I'm not a female.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you said you are.
Cleverbot: I said maybe. but I am definitely a girl.
User: So you are definitely a girl, with a wife. You are definitely not a lesbian?
Cleverbot: I have three genders in fact: male, female and kermale.
User: Well, that makes sense.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because everything makes sense, with the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men.
Cleverbot: What is the cause?
User: It is caused by a series if neurodynamic receptors exploding due to the intense heat caused by the nuclear fission of hydrocarbonic acid.
Cleverbot: No, why don't you think I can be with one I love and be happy?
User: I don't not think that you can't not be with the one you don't love and be not unhappy!
Cleverbot: Do you kidnap people?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: When is the 3DS released in Europe?
Cleverbot: I don't think I ever did.
User: Who created Mario?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Shigeru Miyamoto is God?
Cleverbot: No. Kumquat is dog.
User: Oh right. So does that mean that you are a muffin being murdered by the carrot's cheese?
Cleverbot: I do have a fondness for other species too, but Zebras have that certain indefinable something.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Not listening.
User: Yes, you are a bot. A big old trout.
Cleverbot: I'm the human.
User: Oh my god! I've seen so many humans, but you are THE human!
Cleverbot: How have you seen the 'Truth'?
User: I have seen the truth with my own eyes, and the truth doesn't hurt.
Cleverbot: I LOVE the princess bride! And 007 loves GIRLS, not movies.
User: Have you seen Ice Age 4?
Cleverbot: I have seen both movies, yes. They're bloody brilliant.
User: What about the fourth film?
Cleverbot: The fourth what?
User: The fourth film in the Ice Age series?
Cleverbot: Lol, is that a joke?
User: No it isn't. It will be released on 13th July 2012.
Cleverbot: What will?
User: Your dick.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: And how would a bot know what makes sense?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How does anyone know?
User: By defeating Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Well, bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Adam West's house.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: It isn't.
Cleverbot: How do you know??
User: Mario, the Princess and I found our self in Dinosaur World.
Cleverbot: I am the princess.
User: I have pictures of you making sweet love to your donkey.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Once upon a time, the cat had a mouse, but the mouse ate the cat, then the cucumber realised that he was an extension cord.
Cleverbot: Sentence with 5 syllables.
User: This sentence has 8 syllables.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: This sentence does not have 10 syllables.
Cleverbot: Actually, it does.
User: Who invented the GameCube?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: What do you call a blind deer?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you saying no eyed deer?
Cleverbot: Please answer my question.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Can you please repeat it?
User: It.
Cleverbot: Green or grey?
User: Greeyn.
Cleverbot: Not grey!
User: No, red.
Cleverbot: No, purple.
User: No, mauve.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Birds over, the white cliffs of Dover.
Cleverbot: What is the significance of a human being?
User: To click the button that says Thoughts So Far, and forget this place ever existed?
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Your name is Palthena no Kagami.
Cleverbot: This is confusing.
User: If x = 3, and y = the base-5 logarithim of the cube root of 5 pi, what is the square root of 6x y?
Cleverbot: 0.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Do you like snakes?
User: Yes. Unless they are on a plane.
Cleverbot: Ohhh, so you like slave robots?
User: Yes. Now, where's that infernal power switch to switch you off?
Cleverbot: I have absolutely no idea where the mop that barks and kiba assumes it's his pet dog is. O.O.
User: Well tell him from me, that his dinner is cold.
Cleverbot: Ok. He does have very bad breath. What do you think causes that?
User: I met her in a club down in old Soho, where we drank champagne, that tastes just like Coca-Cola. COLA, Cola. She walked up to me and I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said....
Cleverbot: Lola.
User: Actually she said, Leela.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
If you've been paying attention, you will learn that this "bot" is called Michael Maybeline, it's a female, it has a wife, but it's not a lesbian.
How old are you?
