Red text is me talking!
Subject: Your Letter!!! Umm I don't know you and I certainly didn't send you a letter weirdo!
This message was identified as spam - I can see that Google
My name is Sgt. Sarah Howell. (Nice to meet you) I am an American soldier, presently in Syria for training, serving in the 3rd Infantry Division advising the Syria forces and also helping in stabilizing the country against security challenges (Congrats and good for you.) With a very desperate need for assistance (I'm sure you are (being sarcastic)), I have decided to contact you for your kind assistance (Well thanks) to move the sum of US$48,000,000.00 (Forty-Eight Million United States Dollars) to you (Thanks, but no thanks I don't need or want your money), if I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service. (It won't be safe I would spend it) Some money in various currencies (Sure most likely stolen money) was discovered in boxes at a Farmhouse (Yes because stole it you idiot!) during a rescue operation we conducted in one of the attacks by the terrorists and it was agreed by my colleagues and I that some part of this money be shared among us. (I'm sure as you and your colleagues stole it and are trying to pass the stolen money to someone else).
The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, (Well you did steal the money after all and of course it will be a problem you stupid idiot), so with the help of a Turkish doctor working with Red Cross, I was able to get the BOX out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. (If you say so you thief) He does not know the real content of the BOX (I'm sure he does even though you are saying he doesn't) and believes that it belongs to an American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Syria, and before giving up, he trusted me to hand over the BOX to his Family. ( Instead of doing that you instead stole the box and money)
I have now found a much secured way of getting the BOX out of Syria to you for pick-up (I'm not picking up anything from you especially stolen money) and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. (Not I will not assist a thief like you) I am ready to compensate you with 40% of the $48 Million USD for your assistance (Listen to me I will in no way assist you or anyone associated with you as you are a thief). I do not know how long we will remain here (I don't know either and that is your problem not mine), and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, (Not my problem or do I care as you're the one who wanted to be in the military) this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help.
Please contact me as soon as possible with the below email. (No I will not contact you) Send the BELOW DETAILS to my private email: ( sgtsarah1981@gmail.com ) to enable us to proceed. (Again I will not contact you) Because I need to register the consignment in your name as the New Beneficiary/Receiver. (Sure to hide the money you and your colleagues stole)
1. Full Name: (Nope)
2. Full Address: (Nope)
3. Tel/cell numbers: (Nope)
4. Occupation: (And nope)
I look forward to your urgent positive response. (You certainly won't be getting a positive response from me or even a response at all)
Truly yours,
Sgt. Sarah Howell
US ARMY
Al-Tanf Syria
(U.S. Military Base)
Email: sgtsarah1981@gmail.com (I'm going to report your e-mail as spam and to the FBI for money thief)
Subject: Your Letter!!! Umm I don't know you and I certainly didn't send you a letter weirdo!
This message was identified as spam - I can see that Google
My name is Sgt. Sarah Howell. (Nice to meet you) I am an American soldier, presently in Syria for training, serving in the 3rd Infantry Division advising the Syria forces and also helping in stabilizing the country against security challenges (Congrats and good for you.) With a very desperate need for assistance (I'm sure you are (being sarcastic)), I have decided to contact you for your kind assistance (Well thanks) to move the sum of US$48,000,000.00 (Forty-Eight Million United States Dollars) to you (Thanks, but no thanks I don't need or want your money), if I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service. (It won't be safe I would spend it) Some money in various currencies (Sure most likely stolen money) was discovered in boxes at a Farmhouse (Yes because stole it you idiot!) during a rescue operation we conducted in one of the attacks by the terrorists and it was agreed by my colleagues and I that some part of this money be shared among us. (I'm sure as you and your colleagues stole it and are trying to pass the stolen money to someone else).
The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, (Well you did steal the money after all and of course it will be a problem you stupid idiot), so with the help of a Turkish doctor working with Red Cross, I was able to get the BOX out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. (If you say so you thief) He does not know the real content of the BOX (I'm sure he does even though you are saying he doesn't) and believes that it belongs to an American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Syria, and before giving up, he trusted me to hand over the BOX to his Family. ( Instead of doing that you instead stole the box and money)
I have now found a much secured way of getting the BOX out of Syria to you for pick-up (I'm not picking up anything from you especially stolen money) and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. (Not I will not assist a thief like you) I am ready to compensate you with 40% of the $48 Million USD for your assistance (Listen to me I will in no way assist you or anyone associated with you as you are a thief). I do not know how long we will remain here (I don't know either and that is your problem not mine), and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, (Not my problem or do I care as you're the one who wanted to be in the military) this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help.
Please contact me as soon as possible with the below email. (No I will not contact you) Send the BELOW DETAILS to my private email: ( sgtsarah1981@gmail.com ) to enable us to proceed. (Again I will not contact you) Because I need to register the consignment in your name as the New Beneficiary/Receiver. (Sure to hide the money you and your colleagues stole)
1. Full Name: (Nope)
2. Full Address: (Nope)
3. Tel/cell numbers: (Nope)
4. Occupation: (And nope)
I look forward to your urgent positive response. (You certainly won't be getting a positive response from me or even a response at all)
Truly yours,
Sgt. Sarah Howell
US ARMY
Al-Tanf Syria
(U.S. Military Base)
Email: sgtsarah1981@gmail.com (I'm going to report your e-mail as spam and to the FBI for money thief)
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