Dev's infraction buster law firm

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-Dev's Infraction buster law firm/Dev's Defense and Prosecution
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If you're wondering what the hell this is, it's a law firm, run by me, Dev. Sometimes, people on N3DSC are naughty. But they can't handle it. So they argue. But why argue yourself and get banned more when you can get someone to do it for you? That's where Dev's Infraction buster law firm comes in. We argue with the moderators and have your sentence lowered as much as possible, or even obliterated off the face of the earth!
We also prosecute cases, so If you need someone prosecuted for getting an infraction, come right to us!
CASES, Win - Lose rate

2-0
100% Win rate

To sign up to get a lawyer, you must follow this format and PM it to me:

Userame:
Age:
Infraction:
Circumstances:
Why:
Possible witnesses:
Moderator who infracted you:
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I will reply with something like this:

Okay, ______, Your case will be heard ASAP by Attorney _______. We will notify you of the results! Thank you for choosing Dev's infraction buster law firm! Have a ncie day!

And within a week you should have a result. Please be sure you are a reliable member and you will most likely have that sentence taken down.
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Please note: If your sentence is made higher that is because of the moderator's judgement. Using this service is a risk to your sentence, if it is made higher then you may not hire us again for the same case. I will decide if you have used any loophole of sorts and if it is found you I will reserve the right to override any rules protecting you, etc. etc. By using this service you agree to abide by N3DSC's rules, my rules and actual legal rules in your country. This service is not applicable to members under the age of 5. Our actual lawyers must abide by the rules; if they have commited a major offense then they will be unbarred from our law firm.
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The DIBLF is a free service given out to members who feel that their infraction was unfair in any way.
In a case of a large infraction, a court hearing shall be heard.
Lawyers currently for hire:
  • Dev (A.K.A SantaDon, NintenDon)
Cases to currently be heard:

(N/A)

(Just so you guys know, this is just a fun thing for me to keep me occupied over the holidays. Feel free to make up some sort of case for a court hearing in the thread lol.)
 
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A court in the forums. I've never seen anything like that before. There must be some serious problems in here if we somehow need one.
 
Wow, I lol'd when I saw this, great idea Dev! Man I can't wait to see what comes out of this.
 
He does everything?
Dev: So, Dev. You admit you attacked Dev?
Dev: If I may speak, not only did Dev NOT attack Dev, but Dev also never attacked Dev either.
Dev: That is true. And now I'd like to call in the so called victim, and the 5 witnesses of this "crime", Dev, Dev, Dev, Dev, Dev and Dev.
So, Dev? Did Dev attack you?
Dev: Yes, he attacked him, I saw him. Isn't that right, Dev?
Dev: Yes.
Dev: No... I mean yes.
Dan: Cheese Nuggetry!
Dev: Neese Chuggetry!
Nin3DS: ORDER........ has been dispatched, and should be delivered by tomorrow.
Porkman: Pork Pies, anyone?
 
Okay, we won our first case yesterday -

Yoshian vs Yoshi - Judge NintenDan presiding

VERDICT: Not Guilty
Of fighting in the shoutbox
 
Cases today: 1

Link vs Bunchie

Verdict: GUILTY
Of Spamming and Bumping threads

Wahoo! 100% win rate still!
 
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