Explain an anime plot badly

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So, this resurfaced on Twitter and became viral on other sites too (FunnyJunk and Reddit, for example).

http://twitter.com/hashtag/explainananimeplotbadly

Basically, you have to explain an anime plot in one or two sentences and make it as poorly and humorously as possible.

E.g.:

Full Metal Alchemist: Amputee blond teenager blows up his brother and travels around the world accompanied by a haunted armor.

 

[Demon_Skeith]

Ohhh this should be fun, hrmmm

Naruto: It's all about the love of two boys.