Funny Moments in MK7

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So what are the funniest experiences youve had online?

Here are 2 that I have experienced so far

1) I was racing on Koopa Cape. I was racing fast on 1st place and I had a tanooki tail. Someone started gaining on me so I hit the breaks and was whacking off my tail hardcore(lol). next thing i see is a toad flying above me dropping coins. As toad started to bearly drive again, I went right past him and whacked him again. Such a troll moment.

2) In Bowser's Castle, I was neck to neck with a mii. I looked at the bottom screen and someone had a blue shell in their inventory. I hit the brakes to get to 2nd really fast. I also noticed the mii next to me was doing the same. We both raced in reversed to see who can get to 2nd so the blue shell wouldnt hit us. We went reverse to 4th place, but by then the shell had launched and the both of us along with 3 bystanders were hit.
 
I was racing with Link 70222 on Maple Treeway. I got a Super Leaf right before we both drove into the barrel cannon. We were so close together, so I activated the tail and pressed L like crazy. So poor link got too close to me

and got hit by the tail in mid-air, and you could imagine his reaction, right, Link?
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I can't think of many funny moments in Mario Kart 7...maybe I just haven't played enough. In hindsight, I suppose the times I was hit by a shell going into the Maple Treeway cannon was pretty funny. Mostly for my opponent, though.

Of course, I've had plenty of frustrating, "did that red shell really have to knock me off that ledge after that blue shell hit me I mean really come on" moments.
 
• Kalamari Desert, Lap 3. Recently, I've been mean and been using Mario+Gold Standard/Gold Tires/Gold Glider since I have only 1400ish VR since I haven't been able to Wifi very much. I'm in 4th place, close to the finish line. I got completely raped consistently by someone using a Fire Flower to the point where I finished in 8th. All I could think of was, (...O UMAD BRO, UMAD)...since I had the whole Gold setup and he only focused on getting me. And right after that race, I had to leave the room 'cause I was leaving my friend's house. So it looked like I ragequitted. Still, that incident lulzy, I think that guy was jealous... ./shot

• Don't really have any trademark Bob-omb snipe/clever Item placing-use done just yet..it'll happen eventually.
 
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Was racing Dan, and I had Lucky Seven. Suddenly Dan bumps into me and get my star, then he zooms right into my shroom and somehow use it to.. Bye 1st place...
 
when bowser used a star on kalimari desert and me (yoshi) trying to go under the train only to be pushed far into the tunnel and be 8th!!!
 
Was racing Dan, and I had Lucky Seven. Suddenly Dan bumps into me and get my star, then he zooms right into my shroom and somehow use it to.. Bye 1st place...
• Lol. Sucks. I fully experimented with Lucky Seven before while on my Coin collecting quest. Anyone can hit into any of the Items, and get hit by it's effect. Consider yourself a moving collection of dropped Items. Blooper however, seems to be able to block any Items such as a Green Shell and not disappear....if someone hits it though, they will get inked.
 
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^wait, say what? Is that a glitch? Sounds awesome!

It better not be learned and get exploited up the ass.Maka Wuhu was enough.

I remember playing online on a track,and I was riding along.
SUDDENLY BLUE SHELL
I'm rushing ahead,and I get into the cannon thingy.Blue Shell doesn't hit me.Come in 1st.

Woooo.
 
I didn't know it was possible, but I got hit with my own red shell!! I was racing offline on a certain track (I think it was Shy Guy Bazaar, but I can't remember), and I was in 1st. I threw my red shell in front of me, and managed to get in front of IT (it was on a turn in the track). And then BLAM!! My life flashed before my eyes!!
MOG: I didn't think it was possible either, kupo!!
Shut up.
MOG: You're such a meanie, kupo.
 
Not long ago, I was getting all 3 stars in Mirror Mode. I was on Waluigi Pinball on the last lap and I was so close to getting in 2nd place. Right at the very last second, I get in 1st! My heart was pounding really hard when that was happening.
 
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I was in first place and I shot a green shell at the person behind me before I crossed the line. It managed to hit him and it ended him up with getting 4th place. Poor guy..
 
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I recently got one playing against Cha, he was first and I was second close to the finish line on Music Park. Before I use the last shortcut I threw a red shell at Cha, but somehow once I jumped on the shortcut I was behind my own red shell and ALAS the bastard hit me.
 
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lmao Ive had those moments before. One that really got me confused was this: I was behind Rosalina so I shot my red shell. It turned to the right and then hit me! I was like WTH! Foiled by my own shell!
 
Also, raced in worldwide and had a blue shell. Then I got to first place and used it, not so smart -.-
 
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i was on gba bowser castle 1 and i was in first. there was a wall and koopa pushed me right when i was hopping for the slide. i use a mushroom only to sail over the ledge that normally stops you and placeed 8th on lap 3
 
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