Give Slender Dan a Reason Not to Eat You.

[NintenDan]

I'm hungry. Hurry up or else I'll devour your face off.

 

[Moclon]

I taste like Zombie-Obama, after jogging, after showering in rotten meat grease.

 

[Hellfire]

you will devour me? with what face?

 

[Moclon]

you will devour me? with what face?

This absurd child has insulted you, oh-dear Slender Dan!
Smite him for once and for all, put static in his screen and devour him with your secret, hidden mouth in your behind.

 

[Lord Regal]

I've cast so many fonic artes, my blood fonon levels are extremely high...eat me and you'll get fonon poisoning (yes it's fatal).

 

[Space Core]

...K.

 

[KirbyZ]

If you try to eat me I would tell everybody that in reality you are humpty dumpty with tuxedo.

 

[Dark Young Link]

Because you have no mouth to eat with. Even if you did, Slender Man doesn't eat people. He kidnaps them to kill them. Not eat them.

 

[Fillfall]

Because you have no mouth to eat with. Even if you did, Slender Man doesn't eat people. He kidnaps them to rape them. Not eat them.

Fix'd
You can't eat a cootie pie, unless you count the last part lofl..

 

[Smashboy]

you shouldn't eat me because there are beautiful things seen by the astronauts.

 

[ebstiv23]

You shouldn't eat me because I can bring you other members to eat instead!

 

[Midna]

Dont eat me because Im gonna judge and internet law says:

Internet Law says:
Slenderman cannot eat judges in an online competition.

as an added bonus i will feed you ebstiv after he brings you other members

 

[Phazon Wolf]

Because im watching you.....

(Yes its me)

 

[Sollux]

..Because my Giratina will eat you if you go anywhere near me.

 

[Link 70222]

I taste like Dev.

 

[Gelivable]

I'll give you cavities.

 

[NintenDan]

All good reasons. Congratulations, you are all safe.

...however, Slender Dan still requires a tasty treat. Tell me whose face I SHOULD be eating or suffer the consequences, i.e. your face being eaten off anyway.

 

[Member]

Eating me is cruel, eating me is murder...
Its also illegal you know!

That's my reason.

 

[Link 70222]

Eat Yoshian, he didn't follow the new rules.

 

[ebstiv23]

Eat Link70222! He was the first to screw someone over! He's a turn-coat and a yellow belly!