Give Slender Dan a Reason Not to Eat You.

[Yoshi64Mario]

You eat me, you lose a staff member and a friend. You suuuuure you wanna do that?

Eat ebstive23. He's already dead so he can live through another one, surely.

 

[Ev!l Hydr490]

Eat Dev. He needs some 'loving' after all! *shifty eyes*.