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That's right! It's time for another EXCITING episode of "Reacting to Spam E-Mails With Tiger21820"!
As usual, bold red text is my reaction to the various parts of our lovely e-mail!
Warning! There is content not suitable for those under 16! Reader desecration advised!
Subject: Your personal data has leaked
OH NOEZ NOT MY PERSONAL DATA!!!
Hi there!
Hi!
I am a professional hacker and have successfully managed to hack your operating system.
Really! You don't say!
Currently I have gained full access to your account.
Congraturations! Do you want a cookie?
In addition, I was secretly monitoring all your activities and watching you for several months.
How was I doing while playing Pokémon? Give my your honest opinion!
The thing is your computer was infected with harmful spyware due to the fact that you had visited a website with porn content previously.
OH NO, NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! THAT ONE PLACE HAS SO MUCH IT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE PLOT MASTER [mention]cm2[/mention] JEALOUS!!! NEVER HAVE I SEEN SO MUCH PLOT, AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!!
╭ ᑎ ╮
What's that, a smile?
Let me explain to you what that entails. Thanks to Trojan viruses, I can gain complete access to your computer or any other device that you own.
Good for you...
It means that I can see absolutely everything in your screen and switch on the camera as well as microphone at any point of time without your permission.
Are you having fun staring at a black screen and listening to guy with an actual life yell at video games?
In addition, I can also access and see your confidential information as well as your emails and chat messages.
You know, I don't think you do! And an actual hacker wouldn't tell their victim about that!
You may be wondering why your antivirus cannot detect my malicious software.
Because THERE IS no malicious software!
Let me break it down for you: I am using harmful software that is driver-based,
Wow, driver based! That stuff is top notch technology!
which refreshes its signatures on 4-hourly basis, hence your antivirus is unable to detect it presence.
Congratulations, again!
I have made a video compilation, which shows on the left side the scenes of you happily masturbating,
while on the right side it demonstrates the video you were watching at that moment..ᵔ.ᵔ
Really? Where can I find it? I wanna see it!
All I need is just to share this video to all email addresses and messenger contacts of people you are in communication with on your device or PC.
But not ME!? Aww, I feel left out...
Furthermore, I can also make public all your emails and chat history.
Obviously you've never been to a forum before...
I believe you would definitely want to avoid this from happening.
Ehh, either way...
Here is what you need to do - transfer the Bitcoin equivalent of $510 to my Bitcoin account
OH SO EXTORTION (OR IS THIS BLACKMAIL?) IS YOUR GAME, EH? VERY WELL, YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!
(that is rather a simple process, which you can check out online in case if you don't know how to do that).
I'll keep that in mind...
Oh, and if you really want money, I mean A LOT OF IT, the Faerie of Frozen Flame (Me) seems to have a huge bounty by poachers and say I'm worth over 197 nonillion these days... My guardians would annihilate you if you attempted to harm me!
Below is my bitcoin account information (Bitcoin wallet):
Probably shouldn't include this...
Once the required amount is transferred to my account, I will proceed with deleting all those videos and disappear from your life once and for all.
But... there's nothing there! How can you delete what isn't there?
Kindly ensure you complete the abovementioned transfer within 50 hours (2 days +).
Check's in the mail! Though due to super heavy taxes and other considerations, the amount will actually be zero, but when have I ever been knowledged in finance?
I will receive a notification right after you open this email, hence the countdown will start.
The counter pc self-destruct measures I had in place you mean? Oh yeah, that's begun already! Your servers will explode in less than 44 hours! Better take cover!
Trust me, I am very careful, calculative and never make mistakes.
You did make one fatal mistake: Attempting to scam a 30 year old gamer who is quite tech savvy and can actually tell a scam when he sees one! So, you failed!
If I discover that you shared this message with others, I will straight away proceed with making your private videos public.
DO YOUR WORST! Plus, I'm sure everyone on Gaming Latest would be delighted to see them!
Good luck!
Thanks! You're gonna need it!
And there you go! Another failed attempt to extort money out of me, and might be better off stealing the Faeire of Frozen Flame instead! Oh wait, that's me, isn't it!?
As usual, bold red text is my reaction to the various parts of our lovely e-mail!
Warning! There is content not suitable for those under 16! Reader desecration advised!
Subject: Your personal data has leaked
OH NOEZ NOT MY PERSONAL DATA!!!
Hi there!
Hi!
I am a professional hacker and have successfully managed to hack your operating system.
Really! You don't say!
Currently I have gained full access to your account.
Congraturations! Do you want a cookie?
In addition, I was secretly monitoring all your activities and watching you for several months.
How was I doing while playing Pokémon? Give my your honest opinion!
The thing is your computer was infected with harmful spyware due to the fact that you had visited a website with porn content previously.
OH NO, NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! THAT ONE PLACE HAS SO MUCH IT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE PLOT MASTER [mention]cm2[/mention] JEALOUS!!! NEVER HAVE I SEEN SO MUCH PLOT, AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!!
╭ ᑎ ╮
What's that, a smile?
Let me explain to you what that entails. Thanks to Trojan viruses, I can gain complete access to your computer or any other device that you own.
Good for you...
It means that I can see absolutely everything in your screen and switch on the camera as well as microphone at any point of time without your permission.
Are you having fun staring at a black screen and listening to guy with an actual life yell at video games?
In addition, I can also access and see your confidential information as well as your emails and chat messages.
You know, I don't think you do! And an actual hacker wouldn't tell their victim about that!
You may be wondering why your antivirus cannot detect my malicious software.
Because THERE IS no malicious software!
Let me break it down for you: I am using harmful software that is driver-based,
Wow, driver based! That stuff is top notch technology!
which refreshes its signatures on 4-hourly basis, hence your antivirus is unable to detect it presence.
Congratulations, again!
I have made a video compilation, which shows on the left side the scenes of you happily masturbating,
while on the right side it demonstrates the video you were watching at that moment..ᵔ.ᵔ
Really? Where can I find it? I wanna see it!
All I need is just to share this video to all email addresses and messenger contacts of people you are in communication with on your device or PC.
But not ME!? Aww, I feel left out...
Furthermore, I can also make public all your emails and chat history.
Obviously you've never been to a forum before...
I believe you would definitely want to avoid this from happening.
Ehh, either way...
Here is what you need to do - transfer the Bitcoin equivalent of $510 to my Bitcoin account
OH SO EXTORTION (OR IS THIS BLACKMAIL?) IS YOUR GAME, EH? VERY WELL, YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!
(that is rather a simple process, which you can check out online in case if you don't know how to do that).
I'll keep that in mind...
Oh, and if you really want money, I mean A LOT OF IT, the Faerie of Frozen Flame (Me) seems to have a huge bounty by poachers and say I'm worth over 197 nonillion these days... My guardians would annihilate you if you attempted to harm me!
Below is my bitcoin account information (Bitcoin wallet):
Probably shouldn't include this...
Once the required amount is transferred to my account, I will proceed with deleting all those videos and disappear from your life once and for all.
But... there's nothing there! How can you delete what isn't there?
Kindly ensure you complete the abovementioned transfer within 50 hours (2 days +).
Check's in the mail! Though due to super heavy taxes and other considerations, the amount will actually be zero, but when have I ever been knowledged in finance?
I will receive a notification right after you open this email, hence the countdown will start.
The counter pc self-destruct measures I had in place you mean? Oh yeah, that's begun already! Your servers will explode in less than 44 hours! Better take cover!
Trust me, I am very careful, calculative and never make mistakes.
You did make one fatal mistake: Attempting to scam a 30 year old gamer who is quite tech savvy and can actually tell a scam when he sees one! So, you failed!
If I discover that you shared this message with others, I will straight away proceed with making your private videos public.
DO YOUR WORST! Plus, I'm sure everyone on Gaming Latest would be delighted to see them!
Good luck!
Thanks! You're gonna need it!
And there you go! Another failed attempt to extort money out of me, and might be better off stealing the Faeire of Frozen Flame instead! Oh wait, that's me, isn't it!?
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