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Recently a Stratocaster Squier electric guitar was being shipped from Costa Rica to Rome when security noticed a powdery residue on it. Upon further inspection, they discovered the axe was filled to the brim with cocaine… worth well over a million dollars on the streets. When they found the owner of the instrument, they discovered he had an addition 5.2 million in blow stashed in Thermos in his luggage.
I only mention this new item because we admire the dedication this particular musician had to his craft. I mean, his guy is such a hardcore shredder that the drugs he needs to take to truly blaze have to be mere inches away from him at all times when he’s a-rockin’. I don't see Yngwie J. Malmsteen stuffin' coke into his Strat!!
You, sir, are a true rock star!