IGN Magic 8-Ball E3 Predictions

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All answers to our questions were provided by a shake of the Magic 8-Ball. If you don't like what you read, don't blame us, blame the fates.


Will the seating at the Microsoft press conference be cramped and uncomfortable?
Yes

Will Microsoft's press conference contain more than five minutes of going over boring statistics no one cares about?
Yes

Will anyone accidentally press the guide button during a press conference demo?
Most likely

Will the MS press conference transform the way we view home entertainment?
It is so

Will Halo 3: ODST be playable at the show?
Most likely

Will Alan Wake be at E3
Cannot predict now

Will there be booth babes?
Cannot predict now

Will Infinity Ward tell us that Modern Warfare 2 goes both deep and hard?
Ask again later

Is Rare going to show anything at E3?
Most likely

Will Molyneux show off Lionhead's next project?
My reply is no

Will Microsoft announce MGS4 for Xbox 360?
It is so

Will Microsoft announce MGS5 for Xbox 360?
It is so

Will Halo 4 be announced?
My reply is no

Will Forza 3 be shown at E3?
Doubtful

Will we see the original Perfect Dark on XBLA?
Cannot predict now

Will we see more GTA at E3?
Outlook good

Will there be a price drop announced?
Can't tell you now

Will Microsoft close its show by cancelling Xbox 360?
Certainly

Will Microsoft win E3?
Reply hazy

Are these predictions accurate?
Doubtful

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