Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family
ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. InOrder to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
toPurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving,
the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if IDecide to buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haulIt home.'The
brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decidesShe
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599,
noLess. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
herSister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the
telegraphOffice, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling herThat I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch
the trailerTo our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it
home.'The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
thenAdds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull,The brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
oneWord.After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you
to sendHer the word 'comfortable.'The operator shakes his head. 'How is
she ever going to know that youWant her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here toHaul that bull back to your ranch if
you send her just the word'comfortable?'The brunette explains, 'My
sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll readIt very slowly....
'com-for-da-bul.'
ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble. InOrder to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
toPurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.Upon leaving,
the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if IDecide to buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haulIt home.'The
brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decidesShe
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599,
noLess. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
herSister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the
telegraphOffice, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling herThat I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch
the trailerTo our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it
home.'The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
thenAdds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the
bull,The brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
oneWord.After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you
to sendHer the word 'comfortable.'The operator shakes his head. 'How is
she ever going to know that youWant her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here toHaul that bull back to your ranch if
you send her just the word'comfortable?'The brunette explains, 'My
sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll readIt very slowly....
'com-for-da-bul.'
