Kamek's Lame Advice: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ILLEGAL KAMEK AND BABY EATING FOXES WHEN I GIVE ADVICE WHEN

[Kamek]

64D000S asks: Kamek! Why are most foxes red, but the sky is yellow?

Because God said "Let there be light" and foxes said "Let's spunk it up with our ketchup suits!"

Flaming Machete13 asks: Kamek! Why did my mom ground me for eating babies?

Because she was a baby once, and if you eat a baby, and your mom was a baby once, a donkey will appear in Florida! DUUHHHH!

Metaright asks: Kamek! When did I start liking Chinese food?!

When I fed it to you silly goose! Tehehehehe!

Yoshi asks: Yo, Kamek, what is the difference between good and bad?

Leprechauns and Jews, why of course!

funnyname asks: Kamek! Why is everyone saying "Kamek"?

Because they want to! =D

NintenDan asks: Kamek! since when was it illegal to <insert illegal activity here>

Rape: Since Bowser raped Mario without Peach's permission.
Kill: When I got my braces on.
Steal: Since Bowser stole Peach away from Mario after Mario was raped by Bowser.
Donkey Kong: 181 A.D.
Poop: It's always been illegal!
Rob A Bank: Since Wario was 'captaintized' by Captian Crunch.

Flaming Machete13 asks: Kamek! When are you giving us your bad advice?

................!!!! Right Now.....



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And Don't forgot to leave your questions below or I'll chop you up and eat you!!! Tehehehehe!

 

[64000DS]

Kamek! Why would you chop us up and eat us if we don't ask, that's mean...

 

[Kamek]

Kamek! Why would you chop us up and eat us if we don't ask, that's mean...

It's a joke!!!!!! Don't eat me!

 

[NintenDan]

Everything makes so much sense now! FINALLY!

 

[64000DS]

It's a joke!!!!!! Don't eat me!

I'll spare you.

 

[Kamek]

Everything makes so much sense now! FINALLY!

I know! We should all be arrested! I know, because, there's a book called "Everybody Poops".

 

[RibShark]

Kamek! Why am I looking forward to LittleBIGPlanet 2 more than the 3DS?

 

[64000DS]

I know! We should all be arrested! I know, because, there's a book called "Everybody Poops".

I've seen that book. =D

 

[Flaming Machete13]

Kamek! My cat got me pregnant, what should I do?

 

[Star Bright]

Kamek, what is the nature of advice?

 

[Vivian]

Kamek, a Nuke just hit you. what do I do?