Karaoke Battle 2011! (Part 2)

What should Zexis sing?

  • Spongebob Squarepants - The Campfire Song Song

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Spongebob Squarepants - The F.U.N Song

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jonas Brothers - Burning Up

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    2

Kamek

NintenDan's slave... I should get back to work...
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Okay! Here is Kamek! He is gonna sing, the DK Rap!

Kamek:

Hip, hip, here we go!
Yo they're finally here
Performing for you!
If you know the words
You can joing in too!
Put your hands together
If you wanna clap
As we take you through
This monkey rap!

HUH! DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally back
To kick some tail!
His coconut gun
Can fire in bursts
If he shoots ya,
It's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!
He's the first member
Of the DK Crew!

HUH! DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style
So listen up dudes!
She can shrink in size
To suit her mood!
She's quick and nimble
When she needs to be!
She can float through the air
And climb up trees!
If you choose her
You'll not choose wrong!
With a skip and a hop,
She's one cool Kong!

HUH! DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style!
He has no grace!
This Kong's got a funny face!
He can handstand!
When he needs to!
And stretch his arms out!
Just for you!
Inflate himself
Just like a balloon!
This crazy Kong,
Just digs his tune!

HUH! DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again
And about time too!
And this time
He's in the mood!
He can fly real high
With his jetpack on!
With his pistols out
He's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile
When he plays his tune!
But Gremlins beware
`Cause he's after you!

HUH! DK! Donkey Kong!
And finally,
He's here for you!
It's the last member,
Of the DK Crew!
This Kong's so strong
It isn't funny!
Can make a gremlin
Cry out for mummy!
Can pick up a boulder
With relative ease!
Make's crushing rocks
Seem such a breeze!
He may move slow,
He can't jump high
But this Kong's,
One Hell of a guy!

Come on Cranky! Take it to the bridge!

Wa-wa-wa Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
AW YEA!
Wa-wa-wa Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
___________________________________________________

Kamek: So how was that?

Judge 1: Bad
Judge 2: Sucked
Judge 3: It wasn't the song, it was your face. I'm sorry, but, you lost. Because of your ugly face.

So Kamek left, defeated.

NOW UP ZEXIS!!!!! So Zexis, what are you going to sing?

*Looks at viewer*
 
:squint: that's it?

I quit. I want to be a judge instead.
 
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