Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lleyn

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Jimmy has just been dropped for the eighth time, by his girlfriend. His best friend, Fletch, tries to advise him in every way and offers to go on a trip. Fate helping, our two heroes find themselves in a small village,where the ancestor of Jimmy killed the queen of lesbian vampires decades ago. She is however about to be resurrected and Jimmy will discover his destiny is save the world from vampires lesbians.

Technically, I should stop my review after my introduction, having nothing else to say to sell the film. But since I am a critical issue, I will elaborate on the genius of Lesbian Vampire Killers.

With a title like that, it was essential that Phil Claytonwe served film which is not be taken seriously, and that's what he did. Lesbian Vampire Killers is an extremely funny film, buttered with juvenile sexual humor. There are many jokes about lesbians, about the fact that Fletch does not get laid, but the one with the most impact remains the the legendary sword called Dildoa and its handle looking just like a dildo. This is not to mention the gore moments and the very dark humor included in the horror.

Lesbian Vampire Killers also benefited from a masterful and energetic filmmaking which while being slow in the beginning, quickly picked up its pace when the action starts, the implementation making more sense and adding to the atmosphere of the movie. And it's not just for the visual. The world created for the film is gorgeous, a real treat for the eyes. When our heroes find themselves in the frame of the queen, this place is portrayed as a magical place with lots of colors and flamboyant special effects.
 
So....... this is a movie about Lesbian Vampire Killers?
 
Why do couples roleplay instead of just having sex? Cause it gets boring to always do the same thing.

Same with adult websites, there are so many out there that people get saturated and want something different, and while the actors of these adult movies do try to act scenes a few times, you have to admit that they all fail to look genuine. Also people that watch these adult movies usually plan to do "something" while watching them lol.

This makes these shorts and rare movie scenes, more....entertaining I guess.


Also want to point out that while the fact that these movies are R rated, most people will also pay attention to the quality and story.
Bloodrayne for example had similar scenes, but I dropped it after 10mins (after fast-forwarding to the scenes in question lol) cause it was lame and boring.
 
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