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Shadow Cypher
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"Hey! Anybody got UAV?"
"Shut up, kid."
"But I just got an aiwstwi-"
"I told you to SHUT THE FUÂCK UP. What are you, 7?"
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You'd meet so many kids on XBL during your 3-12 months of Gold. Some of them are probably good at the game. Problem is, no matter how good they are, they get insulted more often than not. As to why, that's something I couldn't answer without being a total ass-wipe.
Parents, they're really stupid. Buying kids those games that was made mostly for the voting population, aimed for those freaks of nature who fester in their basements. Why? Because their child begged for it. Why? Because all his friends had it. Why? Because they begged their parents as well... But in the end, their morale goes down because of some punk who thinks he's all that and looks down at them just because their voices are so damn squeaky.
The real question is, why would they want something so violent, so bad?
Because it's satisfying. Since the beginning of mankind, even the kindest of them all little brats enjoy watching their friends in some sort of pain once in a while.
Because it gives them a sense of achievement. You may not remember it, but when you took your first steps as a child, you were most likely gleeful at the fact that you don't need your parents anymore to get around the place.
Because they want to be like the big kids. We all went through 3rd grade once... you remember those big High-Schoolers who pass by your soccer field talking about "getting wasted" and getting on "third base" and "totally touching down on the third quarter?" You were not the only one....
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So, next time you meet a little kid on CoD or Halo 3, be sure to treat him obnoxiously nice. Make him feel awkward. Make him feel like you're gonna raÂpe him because you really like him that much. He deserves it. Kick his ass.
[Note, when I hit #10 I'll make a 'boxed set' with links to all of them, also available in the 'signature edition'!]
"Shut up, kid."
"But I just got an aiwstwi-"
"I told you to SHUT THE FUÂCK UP. What are you, 7?"
---
You'd meet so many kids on XBL during your 3-12 months of Gold. Some of them are probably good at the game. Problem is, no matter how good they are, they get insulted more often than not. As to why, that's something I couldn't answer without being a total ass-wipe.
Parents, they're really stupid. Buying kids those games that was made mostly for the voting population, aimed for those freaks of nature who fester in their basements. Why? Because their child begged for it. Why? Because all his friends had it. Why? Because they begged their parents as well... But in the end, their morale goes down because of some punk who thinks he's all that and looks down at them just because their voices are so damn squeaky.
The real question is, why would they want something so violent, so bad?
Because it's satisfying. Since the beginning of mankind, even the kindest of them all little brats enjoy watching their friends in some sort of pain once in a while.
Because it gives them a sense of achievement. You may not remember it, but when you took your first steps as a child, you were most likely gleeful at the fact that you don't need your parents anymore to get around the place.
Because they want to be like the big kids. We all went through 3rd grade once... you remember those big High-Schoolers who pass by your soccer field talking about "getting wasted" and getting on "third base" and "totally touching down on the third quarter?" You were not the only one....
----
So, next time you meet a little kid on CoD or Halo 3, be sure to treat him obnoxiously nice. Make him feel awkward. Make him feel like you're gonna raÂpe him because you really like him that much. He deserves it. Kick his ass.
[Note, when I hit #10 I'll make a 'boxed set' with links to all of them, also available in the 'signature edition'!]
