Do you need a new phone?
Do you want to spend $25,000 on a sort-of okay cell without 3G or a particularly large screen? A phone that really doesn't have that much much to recommend it?
Then I have just the handset for you: The Ascent Ferrari 60. It may lack features, but it is titanium and leather and says "Ferrari" on it. Plus, that gear-shift design is pretty hot. The whole thing just screams out: I don't have taste, but I have money, and I'm going through a mid-life crisis!
If you must have a super-rich phone, consider this Prada model. It's only a grand. It has a touch-screen. it's gold-plated and looks kind of cool.