Writing Poem #1: European Body

[MisterBobbyPin]

My face is like the British,

You can tell because it’s hard to look at.​

My arms are like the French,

They have always been so cowardly​

My brain is like the German,

It has done unspeakable things,​

My legs are like the Polish

They get abused too easily​

My appendix is like the Danish,

You didn’t know it existed​

My heart is like the Spanish,

Only having one function​

My blood is like the Finnish,

The thing you want less of​

My writing is like the Balkans,

Unclean, rude, and poor.​