Pokemon you would eat?

[Demon_Skeith]

After reading this, got me thinking. What pokemon if you could, would you try eating?

 

[lb]

Snorlax? Really? Who would eat bear meat? I wouldn't eat any pokemon. Pokemon are friends, not food.

 

[Demon_Skeith]

Snorlax? Really? Who would eat bear meat? I wouldn't eat any pokemon. Pokemon are friends, not food.

pretty sure the earlier pokemon seasons indicated pokemon being cooked.

 

[Josh]

I'd go with Miltank!

 

[lb]

pretty sure the earlier pokemon seasons indicated pokemon being cooked.

Some of them are relatively-sentient beings. Imagine how terrified they must be when they are caught, not knowing whether they will be used for fighting or killed for food.

 

[VirusZero]

Farfetched would probably be tasty. Magikarp also seems like an obvious choice. (Maybe that's why it's so pissed off when it evolves? Revenge on fishermen who were eating it's brethren?)

Krabby and Shelder are also probably tasty. Eggsecute might be, if you like eggs... Though would they also crack open normal poke-eggs for food too?

 

[Demon_Skeith]

Some of them are relatively-sentient beings. Imagine how terrified they must be when they are caught, not knowing whether they will be used for fighting or killed for food.

pretty sure we have actual animals who would think the same.

 

[lb]

pretty sure we have actual animals who would think the same.

Which is why I'm slowly turning vegetarian...

 

[Claraviolet]

Like someone could actually eat a pokemon...what if that pokemon attacks you?

 

[Demon_Skeith]

what if that pokemon attacks you?

*cocks shotgun*

 

[Claraviolet]

*cocks shotgun*

Come on!
I was expecting a battle there. You do have other pokemon after all.

 

[lb]

Like someone could actually eat a pokemon...what if that pokemon attacks you?

*cocks shotgun*

Good luck shooting a ghost type...

 

[Demon_Skeith]

Good luck shooting a ghost type...

*douses shotgun shells in holy water*

 

[Britanica]

I just pictured people sitting at a restaurant ordering Pokemon, as if they were real, to eat... Lot of crying from the kitchen....

This is as close to eating Pokemon as I would get:

 

[NameGervin]

Good thing I didn't imagine this when I was a kid. Childhood ruined.