Shadow's Guide to Hot Topicsâ„¢

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Shadow's Guide #1: Creating a Hot Topic/Poll

I see lots of thread die off with in 0-15 posts, or just plain suck, so l decided to be nice and give you guys a nice tip book.

1): Be vague!
You do this by, a)Simple title, usually 1-4 words (e.g. Drunk Diving, CRAZY Girlfriend Problem, What Would You Do..., etc.) B): Have a vague OP that leaves a lot to be explained, and don't say everything you're thinking which, in turn, allows you to bump the thread with answers to those questions.(See Rule 6: Play Dirty!)

2):Be Smart!
Use proper grammar and spelling, people won't post if they cant understand what the f*** you're saying to them. Also, no 'Walls-o-Text', people hate them, end of story.

3): Be Original!
No stupid memes, 'beating a dead horse' threads, no misplaced threads.

4): Go Home!
lf you don't belong here and you're gonna be a dumb ass, and you're gonna break rule #3, leave.

5): Referee! (Report Button ls There For A Reason!)
Make a call, if people are being stupid, (breaking the rules, getting off-topic, trolling) shut them up! Report Button is there for a reason, force a thread back on topic if necessary!

6): lf All Else Fails.... (Play Dirty!)
Resort to attention-whoring, bumping, and memes, only, and only if your thread is dead (hasn't been posted on in more than 12hrs.), if it gets locked oh, freakin, well!
 
you dare call many of GF's topics a phail! Why I feel like banning you then unbanning you then doing it all over again until your nothing! lol just messing with you
thanks for the guide Shadow. Though I will not allow meaningless bumping on GF without a good reason.
 
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