Think Geek will begin selling an exclusive bit of nerd apparel this month, the Wi-Fi Detector Shirt, a T-shirt that actually picks up Wi-Fi signals (from 802.11b and 802.11g networks) and allows wearers, and anybody within audible range, to hear them.
Incidentally, the shirt also allows wearers to get the crap kicked out of them by angry pedestrians who don’t want to listen to techno pop music emanating from some nerd’s chest.
Of course, if wearers grow tired of the endless barrage of physical violence enacted against them or just need to wash the shirt, they can remove the AAA batteries and take off the animated decal (signal strength is shown on the shirt). The Wi-Fi Detector Shirt will retail for $29.99, but the ass whoopins will come free.
