SuperMarioFanX100
Insane, but humble
- Credits
- 1,005
Last time I left my story.
I left the parking lot in my Shy Guy car.
Nintendan and General guy took the bus.
I was right behind them. Then on the other lane came down, going towards the store, a truck of Nom Nom boxes.
We all knew we all saw it.
I made a U turn and turned back towards the store.
Unknown to me Nintendan karate Chopped the Bus driver and hijacked the Bus. They turned the bus around, hitting a few cars with the wide U turn.
The chase was on. Again.
Continuing now!
As I turned the Car around I could already see the Bus making a U-turn. I started Driving on the left side of the road. Honking My horn signaling Driver to get out of my name. Now you might think all this over a box of cereal is whack, but you’ve never tasted the Nom Nom’s have you? They are the most delicious things in the world. It starts with wheats and grains from Flowery Fields all the way from Sarasaland land. The fruity flavors come straight from Keelhaul Key from all the succulent Keel Mangos. The chocolate bits come from Chocolate Island all the way in near Yoshi’s Island. When all those delightful flavors come together the result is edible heaven. I can’t even begin to describe the wonder burst of flavors that you begin to experience after that first bite. Yum. But anyway I have to get that truck of Nom Nom’s before Dan or General Guy. I continued driving on the left side of the road. Each second I got closer and closer. Then from the right, came the bus. Dan and General Guy were working to together. Weird. You’d think they wouldn’t want to share something as delicious as the Nom Nom’s. They’d probably turn on each other when they reach the Truck. But for now they both knew they needed that bus and Oh My God General Guy just threw Dan Out the window.
T_T
Well, that’s one down. Just then General Guy started ramming me with the bus. My little Fuel Efficient car vs a Gas Guzzling Bus. I had to shake him off me or else I’d be a goner. I took the risk and slowed down, letting him in front of me. Darn General Guy. He’ll pay eventually. For now we chased the Truck for a few blocks when I decided to take the chance. I sped up to as fast as my car could go. He started ramming me again but I barely slipped passed him. I was in the lead again. Woohoo! I could already taste sweet victory. It tasted like Nom Nom’s. Just then I heard big explosions coming from behind. I checked my rear view mirrors and saw Dan was riding General Guy’s Tank! Sly little bugger. He was shooting at General Guy and he didn’t miss. His bus couldn’t take much more of this. Then I heard Dan over the intercom thingy of General’s Tank.
“Attention SMF and General Guy. Give up now and I won’t shoot you anymore. Wait, nah I’ll shoot you anyways. But seriously, Pull over and I’ll let you live if you survive my tank shot at your cars. This is your only warning. Pull over now.â€
Then I saw it, right in front of me. The Truck of Nom Nom’s. *Kaboom!* Dan had blown up General Guy. Now he would go for me. I saw in the rear view mirrors General Guy’s tank come up from the Explosion. Dan was ruthless.
“Reloading!†Dan yelled out.
I had one chance. I broke open the windshield.
“5, 4, 3,â€
I got on the hood of my car. It was hard to keep balance going at 70 MPH.
“2, 1, 1 ½, 1 ¾. Wait why am I counting up? 0!†Dan said as he fired.
I jumped from my car and just barely made it on the Truck of Nom Nom’s.
“MY CAR!†I screamed out.
Luckily I knew that Dan wouldn’t shoot the truck of Nom Nom’s. He would risk injury to his precious cereal, and truthfully, neither would I. I slowly made my way to the Driver’s side of the car while bearing against 75 MPH winds. It felt like eternity until I finally reached the driver’s window. I broke the window with my elbow and pulled out a Goomba. I threw him out.
“Sorry about this!†I said as I let him go, only to be crushed my General Guy’s Tank.
Did I just kill someone? Or was it Dan? Anyway I jumped in the car. Oh my Fudge! What the heck! What Kind of Truck is this! All the controls were messed up. Then I remembered this is a Goomba Truck. These vehicles are much different than Shy Guy Vehicles. There was a steering wheel at least. The Goomba’s must use their legs to steer or something. I should really get a Goomba friend or something like that. Anyway I think I was safe for now. Dan wouldn’t shoot me and risk blowing up his Nom Nom’s. I had to think up a plan as soon as possible to get rid of him.
MEANWHILE AT THE MUSEAM OF OLD STUFF.
“So Wasabi, you have a very important job on your first day as an Museum Police officer.†Porkman said.
“What would that be Porkster?†Wasabi relpied.
“Don’t call me that. We just met each other and only my friends call me that.†Porkman said.
“Oh sorry about that.†Wasabi replied.
“It’s ok. Anyway as your first act as security officer you must protect this museum from the unthinkable. If you screw up you’re fired. And especially do not let anything happen to this exhibit!†Porkman said pointing at the exhibit of Unknown Fossils. (The pokemon Letter things.)
“Yes sir! Wait I mean no. Or is it yes? I’m confused.†Wasabi said.
“Well don’t be. I’m off for a lunch break. When I come back I better see everything the way it is right now. Got that?†Porkman Ordered.
“YES SIR†Wasabi said.
Part 2 of Part 2 coming soon.
Anyhoo.... Here's a teaser for my fifth story. Enjoy. More to come soon.
*Radio Buzzing* We have found another test subject. He was in critical condition when we found him. But now he is in "stable condition". We'll soon start experimenting on him and see how far his body can go. *Transmission ends*
I left the parking lot in my Shy Guy car.
Nintendan and General guy took the bus.
I was right behind them. Then on the other lane came down, going towards the store, a truck of Nom Nom boxes.
We all knew we all saw it.
I made a U turn and turned back towards the store.
Unknown to me Nintendan karate Chopped the Bus driver and hijacked the Bus. They turned the bus around, hitting a few cars with the wide U turn.
The chase was on. Again.
Continuing now!
As I turned the Car around I could already see the Bus making a U-turn. I started Driving on the left side of the road. Honking My horn signaling Driver to get out of my name. Now you might think all this over a box of cereal is whack, but you’ve never tasted the Nom Nom’s have you? They are the most delicious things in the world. It starts with wheats and grains from Flowery Fields all the way from Sarasaland land. The fruity flavors come straight from Keelhaul Key from all the succulent Keel Mangos. The chocolate bits come from Chocolate Island all the way in near Yoshi’s Island. When all those delightful flavors come together the result is edible heaven. I can’t even begin to describe the wonder burst of flavors that you begin to experience after that first bite. Yum. But anyway I have to get that truck of Nom Nom’s before Dan or General Guy. I continued driving on the left side of the road. Each second I got closer and closer. Then from the right, came the bus. Dan and General Guy were working to together. Weird. You’d think they wouldn’t want to share something as delicious as the Nom Nom’s. They’d probably turn on each other when they reach the Truck. But for now they both knew they needed that bus and Oh My God General Guy just threw Dan Out the window.
T_T
Well, that’s one down. Just then General Guy started ramming me with the bus. My little Fuel Efficient car vs a Gas Guzzling Bus. I had to shake him off me or else I’d be a goner. I took the risk and slowed down, letting him in front of me. Darn General Guy. He’ll pay eventually. For now we chased the Truck for a few blocks when I decided to take the chance. I sped up to as fast as my car could go. He started ramming me again but I barely slipped passed him. I was in the lead again. Woohoo! I could already taste sweet victory. It tasted like Nom Nom’s. Just then I heard big explosions coming from behind. I checked my rear view mirrors and saw Dan was riding General Guy’s Tank! Sly little bugger. He was shooting at General Guy and he didn’t miss. His bus couldn’t take much more of this. Then I heard Dan over the intercom thingy of General’s Tank.
“Attention SMF and General Guy. Give up now and I won’t shoot you anymore. Wait, nah I’ll shoot you anyways. But seriously, Pull over and I’ll let you live if you survive my tank shot at your cars. This is your only warning. Pull over now.â€
Then I saw it, right in front of me. The Truck of Nom Nom’s. *Kaboom!* Dan had blown up General Guy. Now he would go for me. I saw in the rear view mirrors General Guy’s tank come up from the Explosion. Dan was ruthless.
“Reloading!†Dan yelled out.
I had one chance. I broke open the windshield.
“5, 4, 3,â€
I got on the hood of my car. It was hard to keep balance going at 70 MPH.
“2, 1, 1 ½, 1 ¾. Wait why am I counting up? 0!†Dan said as he fired.
I jumped from my car and just barely made it on the Truck of Nom Nom’s.
“MY CAR!†I screamed out.
Luckily I knew that Dan wouldn’t shoot the truck of Nom Nom’s. He would risk injury to his precious cereal, and truthfully, neither would I. I slowly made my way to the Driver’s side of the car while bearing against 75 MPH winds. It felt like eternity until I finally reached the driver’s window. I broke the window with my elbow and pulled out a Goomba. I threw him out.
“Sorry about this!†I said as I let him go, only to be crushed my General Guy’s Tank.
Did I just kill someone? Or was it Dan? Anyway I jumped in the car. Oh my Fudge! What the heck! What Kind of Truck is this! All the controls were messed up. Then I remembered this is a Goomba Truck. These vehicles are much different than Shy Guy Vehicles. There was a steering wheel at least. The Goomba’s must use their legs to steer or something. I should really get a Goomba friend or something like that. Anyway I think I was safe for now. Dan wouldn’t shoot me and risk blowing up his Nom Nom’s. I had to think up a plan as soon as possible to get rid of him.
MEANWHILE AT THE MUSEAM OF OLD STUFF.
“So Wasabi, you have a very important job on your first day as an Museum Police officer.†Porkman said.
“What would that be Porkster?†Wasabi relpied.
“Don’t call me that. We just met each other and only my friends call me that.†Porkman said.
“Oh sorry about that.†Wasabi replied.
“It’s ok. Anyway as your first act as security officer you must protect this museum from the unthinkable. If you screw up you’re fired. And especially do not let anything happen to this exhibit!†Porkman said pointing at the exhibit of Unknown Fossils. (The pokemon Letter things.)
“Yes sir! Wait I mean no. Or is it yes? I’m confused.†Wasabi said.
“Well don’t be. I’m off for a lunch break. When I come back I better see everything the way it is right now. Got that?†Porkman Ordered.
“YES SIR†Wasabi said.
Part 2 of Part 2 coming soon.
Anyhoo.... Here's a teaser for my fifth story. Enjoy. More to come soon.
*Radio Buzzing* We have found another test subject. He was in critical condition when we found him. But now he is in "stable condition". We'll soon start experimenting on him and see how far his body can go. *Transmission ends*
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