Ridley
Snake: A dragon?
Otacon: Snake, that's Ridley, leader of the Space Pirates!
S: Ridley?
O: Yes, he is very dangerous, but keeps on getting defeated by Samus.
S: How does he keep coming back, then?
O: No body knows.
Lugia
Mei Ling:OH MY GOSH!
Snake: What, that bird thing?
ML: YES! It's so cute!!!!
S: What is it?
ML: It is Lugia, Guardian of the Sea, and a Psycic Bird Pokemon.
S: So, what does it do other than guard the sea?
ML: It also resides in Naval Rock.
S: Naval Rock? What's that?
ML:Snake, a question.
S: Yeah?
ML: Could you-
S: NO! I'm not a Pokemon Trainer Mei Ling!
IG-88
Snake: Otacon, what's a Robot doing here?
Otacon: Snake, that's the Bounty Hunter IG-88!
S: Like from the Star Wars game?
O: Shadows of the Empire featured him able to fight. He was the boss of the Junkyard level.
S: Well, he should head back there. He IS junk.
O: I think he jacked the frequency. Don't get it mad.
S: It's a Robot Otacon. A ROBOT.
O: Just watch out.
Boba Fett
Colnel: Snake, get out of there!
Snake: What? Who is he?
C: He is Boba Fett, the most dangerous bounty hunter in the Galaxy.
S: He doesn't look that menacing.
C: He is from a clan called Mandalorian, and is a Clone.
S: A clone? Why does that sound to corny.
C: Just attack with out mercy, and watch out for his missle.
Giygas
Snake: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?@
Ocaton: That's Giygas, Snake. Giygas is the definition of evil.
S: I hear bad things about it.
O: This guy is super evil. Not just world domination evil, but, like, "rapes anything it sees evil".
S: Oh my.
O: It can only bed efeated by praying even.
Giygas: SNAKE
S: This seems tough.
Lavama
Snake: I wonder who this is?
Mei Ling: He's called Lavama snake. He's an Earthbound fan.
S: Thats it? He isn't exactly UBER.
M: Thats the point. He can summon Lugia almost by will. He also has the same attacks as Samus.
S: Wait, Samus is a he?
M: Yes Snake.
Paula
Snake: What is a little girl doing on the field of Battle?
Mei Ling: That is Paula, and she is a PK Maniac.
S: Like Ness?
ML: Yes, but, Paula taught Ness some of her PK attacks. She also uses a Frying Pan.
S: Really. Why is she here?
ML: Also, watch out for her Pray. A third of her damage goes to all of her enemies. It is devestating.
Flint
Snake: Who is this cowboy with a Stick?
Campbell: His name is Flint, and he is the Father of Lucas and Claus.
S: Lucas's dad?
C: Yes. His wife and Claus died in a raid of the Pig Kings Army on his home Town.
S: Should I be afraid of his wrath?
C: Yes. Be very afraid of whenn he get's mad. A mad man it ten times the strength of any man.
Kraid
Snake: Holy shi*, how big is he?
Campbell: Bigger than any Metal Gear, he is a fat @$$.
S: Well duh Colonel, but, how do we defeat him?
C: Missles in his mouth, or just push him in Lava.
S: He is fatter than a Metal Gear Colonel, how the hell am I going to push him!
C: Keep attacking, like Samus against Crocmire.
Mother Brain
Snake: Why are there turrets and a Brain Otacon?
Otacon: Snake, watch out for Mother Brains Eye Ball beam. It will toast you.
S: Mother Brain. A name for a whore.
Mother Brain: A WHAT HUMAN?
S: O shi*
O: She is also sensative/
Zoomer
...: This should be easy Snake.
Snake: Who the hell?
Rundas: He is just a Zoomer. Just shoot it with a missle.
S: But, those Spikes! I won't make it.
R: Yes you will. Just shoot it.
Ripper
...:These guys are invinsible snake.
Snake: What doy uo mean?
Chozo Person: You can only screw them or shoot them with a super missle. But, you can pick them up and throw themm off stage.
S: So, they're not Invincible.
CP: Right. Good luck, Snake.
Eevee
Snake: A puppy?
Otacon: Don't be fooled, Snake,, Eevee can turn into a water, fire, electric, Light, dark, and other forms. He is one of the most powerful Pokemon.
S: So, he can be anytype?
O: Yes.
S: Wow. But, a PUPPY?
Goomba
Snake: Hmmmm.
Campbell: Goomba's Snake? Why haven't you killed them yet?
S:" They look so weak. It's pityful.
C: That's there strength. Pity is for the weak Snake. Just stomp them.
Mew
Snake: What is that?
...:I see you've encountered Mew Snake.
S: Huh?
Oak: Mew is the ultimate Pokemon, said to be the Ancestor of all Pokemon. It can learn all Pokemon moves, and is a Powerful Pokemon that can attack humans.
S: And, what's so tough about it?
O: It uses Shadow Ball as an attack, and it will send you flying.
S:"Hmph.
Machoke
Snake: What is this Goro-like thing?
Otacon: That is Machoke, fighting Pokemon.
S: Liek, Ma-
O: SNAKE!
S: Sorry. Yeash. So, it can own me?
O: If it grabs you, yes.
Dark Samus from Prime 2
Snake: Is that Samus or a Mutant?
Campbell: It would be both.
S: What? How could it be a Mutant of Samus?
C: It is actually a Metroid mutated with Phazon. It is one of Samus's most fierce rivals.
S: What should I watch out for?
C: When it jumps in the air and is surronded by a blue glow, take cover. It will eat your flesh off.
S: Shesh. Talk about noob.
C: It can also take over your body.
A-Mos
Snake: What the? Why is a BIRD doing here?
Mei Ling: That is actually a Luminoth, not a Chozo.
S: What are either of them?
ML: Well, they both knew the other, but, the Luminoth were almost killed out by a race called the Ing, that had FIVE LEGS. One of those would rip a Metal Gear apart.
S: Wow. I almost feel sorry for him.
ML: That's not like you Snake. Caring for others.
S: I said ALMOST.
Snake: A dragon?
Otacon: Snake, that's Ridley, leader of the Space Pirates!
S: Ridley?
O: Yes, he is very dangerous, but keeps on getting defeated by Samus.
S: How does he keep coming back, then?
O: No body knows.
Lugia
Mei Ling:OH MY GOSH!
Snake: What, that bird thing?
ML: YES! It's so cute!!!!
S: What is it?
ML: It is Lugia, Guardian of the Sea, and a Psycic Bird Pokemon.
S: So, what does it do other than guard the sea?
ML: It also resides in Naval Rock.
S: Naval Rock? What's that?
ML:Snake, a question.
S: Yeah?
ML: Could you-
S: NO! I'm not a Pokemon Trainer Mei Ling!
IG-88
Snake: Otacon, what's a Robot doing here?
Otacon: Snake, that's the Bounty Hunter IG-88!
S: Like from the Star Wars game?
O: Shadows of the Empire featured him able to fight. He was the boss of the Junkyard level.
S: Well, he should head back there. He IS junk.
O: I think he jacked the frequency. Don't get it mad.
S: It's a Robot Otacon. A ROBOT.
O: Just watch out.
Boba Fett
Colnel: Snake, get out of there!
Snake: What? Who is he?
C: He is Boba Fett, the most dangerous bounty hunter in the Galaxy.
S: He doesn't look that menacing.
C: He is from a clan called Mandalorian, and is a Clone.
S: A clone? Why does that sound to corny.
C: Just attack with out mercy, and watch out for his missle.
Giygas
Snake: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?@
Ocaton: That's Giygas, Snake. Giygas is the definition of evil.
S: I hear bad things about it.
O: This guy is super evil. Not just world domination evil, but, like, "rapes anything it sees evil".
S: Oh my.
O: It can only bed efeated by praying even.
Giygas: SNAKE
S: This seems tough.
Lavama
Snake: I wonder who this is?
Mei Ling: He's called Lavama snake. He's an Earthbound fan.
S: Thats it? He isn't exactly UBER.
M: Thats the point. He can summon Lugia almost by will. He also has the same attacks as Samus.
S: Wait, Samus is a he?
M: Yes Snake.
Paula
Snake: What is a little girl doing on the field of Battle?
Mei Ling: That is Paula, and she is a PK Maniac.
S: Like Ness?
ML: Yes, but, Paula taught Ness some of her PK attacks. She also uses a Frying Pan.
S: Really. Why is she here?
ML: Also, watch out for her Pray. A third of her damage goes to all of her enemies. It is devestating.
Flint
Snake: Who is this cowboy with a Stick?
Campbell: His name is Flint, and he is the Father of Lucas and Claus.
S: Lucas's dad?
C: Yes. His wife and Claus died in a raid of the Pig Kings Army on his home Town.
S: Should I be afraid of his wrath?
C: Yes. Be very afraid of whenn he get's mad. A mad man it ten times the strength of any man.
Kraid
Snake: Holy shi*, how big is he?
Campbell: Bigger than any Metal Gear, he is a fat @$$.
S: Well duh Colonel, but, how do we defeat him?
C: Missles in his mouth, or just push him in Lava.
S: He is fatter than a Metal Gear Colonel, how the hell am I going to push him!
C: Keep attacking, like Samus against Crocmire.
Mother Brain
Snake: Why are there turrets and a Brain Otacon?
Otacon: Snake, watch out for Mother Brains Eye Ball beam. It will toast you.
S: Mother Brain. A name for a whore.
Mother Brain: A WHAT HUMAN?
S: O shi*
O: She is also sensative/
Zoomer
...: This should be easy Snake.
Snake: Who the hell?
Rundas: He is just a Zoomer. Just shoot it with a missle.
S: But, those Spikes! I won't make it.
R: Yes you will. Just shoot it.
Ripper
...:These guys are invinsible snake.
Snake: What doy uo mean?
Chozo Person: You can only screw them or shoot them with a super missle. But, you can pick them up and throw themm off stage.
S: So, they're not Invincible.
CP: Right. Good luck, Snake.
Eevee
Snake: A puppy?
Otacon: Don't be fooled, Snake,, Eevee can turn into a water, fire, electric, Light, dark, and other forms. He is one of the most powerful Pokemon.
S: So, he can be anytype?
O: Yes.
S: Wow. But, a PUPPY?
Goomba
Snake: Hmmmm.
Campbell: Goomba's Snake? Why haven't you killed them yet?
S:" They look so weak. It's pityful.
C: That's there strength. Pity is for the weak Snake. Just stomp them.
Mew
Snake: What is that?
...:I see you've encountered Mew Snake.
S: Huh?
Oak: Mew is the ultimate Pokemon, said to be the Ancestor of all Pokemon. It can learn all Pokemon moves, and is a Powerful Pokemon that can attack humans.
S: And, what's so tough about it?
O: It uses Shadow Ball as an attack, and it will send you flying.
S:"Hmph.
Machoke
Snake: What is this Goro-like thing?
Otacon: That is Machoke, fighting Pokemon.
S: Liek, Ma-
O: SNAKE!
S: Sorry. Yeash. So, it can own me?
O: If it grabs you, yes.
Dark Samus from Prime 2
Snake: Is that Samus or a Mutant?
Campbell: It would be both.
S: What? How could it be a Mutant of Samus?
C: It is actually a Metroid mutated with Phazon. It is one of Samus's most fierce rivals.
S: What should I watch out for?
C: When it jumps in the air and is surronded by a blue glow, take cover. It will eat your flesh off.
S: Shesh. Talk about noob.
C: It can also take over your body.
A-Mos
Snake: What the? Why is a BIRD doing here?
Mei Ling: That is actually a Luminoth, not a Chozo.
S: What are either of them?
ML: Well, they both knew the other, but, the Luminoth were almost killed out by a race called the Ing, that had FIVE LEGS. One of those would rip a Metal Gear apart.
S: Wow. I almost feel sorry for him.
ML: That's not like you Snake. Caring for others.
S: I said ALMOST.