Hello! This is Kamek of NY! Idk why the hell I come from NY. But anyway, SMF, my assistant, and the camera-man, Dev, are here, lost in DK Jungle, ready to try to escape!
SURVIVING THE WILDERNESS: I
Lost in DK Jungle
PART I: GETTING READY
Kamek:
Okay first things first. We only get 2 supplies each, and here is what we picked. Please show us each object SMF. First, my stuff. Here is a box of Cocoa Pebbles, good for the soul, good for your immune system. 2nd thing; A scythe, to cut some balls when I need too. Poke-balls.
Kamek:
Here is SMF's items. 1st is a bottle of water; to keep quenched. And here is a pink 'N' purple poke-dotted thong fo- what the hell is that?!
SMF:
What? Acting like you never bought a thong before. Jeez.
PART II: SETTING OUT.
SMF:
Okay Dev, follow us. So we are here, in DK Jungle, filled with kremlins, gremlins, Santa Clause's and gators. As we cross this here bridge. It's only 4 feet long, and 20 feet thick, crossing a wet spot in the ground. Kid's don't try this at home, very dangerous, kids. Very dangerous.
Cross it very slowly while frightened
SMF:
Okay, so we managed to get across that lake alive, now we just got to get through the Gremlin's Gay Bar. Do try this at home kids, very safe, very safe.
*PARTY FOR AN HOUR*
SMF:
Okay, so we are so tired from getting chased by Gay Gremlins. Phew, they act like we were at a gay bar. Stupid gremlins. Anywho, so we're gonna camp out for tonight. K?
Sets up tent and goes to bed.
Part III: Almost to the End
SMF:
Okay, we just ate part of Dev's arm for breakfast, and we are ready to head out.
Use binoculars to scope land.
Kamek:
Where did you get those binoculars SMF? Oh, the ground, seriously? Right. I believe you Cheater McCheaterpants.
SMF:
So, there seems to be Justin Bieber singing over there. But that's the only way out. We're low on food, but I got a comfy thong on, and it's keeping me warm. Only a comfy thong.
Cross the stage while plugging ears.
"Okay, so the exit out of DK Jungle is right there. So, today, we somehow miraculously survived today. No one was injured. Dev's arm somehow grew back. Weirdness. Anyway, so, kids, never don't try this at home. Thank you. And we will film us lost again someday probably...... not, not. Okay? So, have a good day, eat some beer, drink some McDonald's. Ya know? Basic routines.... so.... yeah, Goodbye. And SMF, take that thong off."
Dev drops camera stunned in the comment coming out wrong, due to the fact SMF was only wearing a thong.
SMF:
NO!
THE END. Thank you. <3.
SURVIVING THE WILDERNESS: I
Lost in DK Jungle
PART I: GETTING READY
Kamek:
Okay first things first. We only get 2 supplies each, and here is what we picked. Please show us each object SMF. First, my stuff. Here is a box of Cocoa Pebbles, good for the soul, good for your immune system. 2nd thing; A scythe, to cut some balls when I need too. Poke-balls.
Kamek:
Here is SMF's items. 1st is a bottle of water; to keep quenched. And here is a pink 'N' purple poke-dotted thong fo- what the hell is that?!
SMF:
What? Acting like you never bought a thong before. Jeez.
PART II: SETTING OUT.
SMF:
Okay Dev, follow us. So we are here, in DK Jungle, filled with kremlins, gremlins, Santa Clause's and gators. As we cross this here bridge. It's only 4 feet long, and 20 feet thick, crossing a wet spot in the ground. Kid's don't try this at home, very dangerous, kids. Very dangerous.
Cross it very slowly while frightened
SMF:
Okay, so we managed to get across that lake alive, now we just got to get through the Gremlin's Gay Bar. Do try this at home kids, very safe, very safe.
*PARTY FOR AN HOUR*
SMF:
Okay, so we are so tired from getting chased by Gay Gremlins. Phew, they act like we were at a gay bar. Stupid gremlins. Anywho, so we're gonna camp out for tonight. K?
Sets up tent and goes to bed.
Part III: Almost to the End
SMF:
Okay, we just ate part of Dev's arm for breakfast, and we are ready to head out.
Use binoculars to scope land.
Kamek:
Where did you get those binoculars SMF? Oh, the ground, seriously? Right. I believe you Cheater McCheaterpants.
SMF:
So, there seems to be Justin Bieber singing over there. But that's the only way out. We're low on food, but I got a comfy thong on, and it's keeping me warm. Only a comfy thong.
Cross the stage while plugging ears.
"Okay, so the exit out of DK Jungle is right there. So, today, we somehow miraculously survived today. No one was injured. Dev's arm somehow grew back. Weirdness. Anyway, so, kids, never don't try this at home. Thank you. And we will film us lost again someday probably...... not, not. Okay? So, have a good day, eat some beer, drink some McDonald's. Ya know? Basic routines.... so.... yeah, Goodbye. And SMF, take that thong off."
Dev drops camera stunned in the comment coming out wrong, due to the fact SMF was only wearing a thong.
SMF:
NO!
THE END. Thank you. <3.
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