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The Accountant
I guess it wasn't bad. Nothing in here really got me hooked though.
It's…more or less a very bland action movie where you kind of just sit there and nod. I couldn't really give it a glowing review but it's not horrible.
I don't really know what else to say, I hope the sequel is better but…it probably won't.
The Accountant 2
It's fine. It was better than I was expecting but it was still average.
The brothers were honestly the best part of the film. Everyone else was pretty forgettable. The villains especially had very little personality or screentime. Overall, I'll probably never watch this again.
My Spy
This was just bad. It's not even amusing, it's just really boring. The characters weren't funny, quite the opposite in fact. The comedy here felt extremely generic and predictable.
Honestly, skip this film. It's not worth your time.
My Spy: The Eternal City
I have legitimately already forgotten about this film. It's so utterly unremarkable and boring. That is my entire review. I'm done.
War Of The Worlds (2025)
I'm not going to try and pretend that this film has any redeeming qualities whatsoever. But goddamn, if you're gonna bomb like this I honestly have to respect it.
This is very, incredibly, outrageously bad. When I say nothing works, I truly mean nothing works. The writing is barebones or stupid, the acting is horrible, the direction is nonexistent. There is nothing here to support.
But man, this is the kind of film to enjoy. It's so bad that it spins around and becomes more entertaining than half of the shit I watch.
Overall, 0/10. In my heart however, 20/10.
A Working Man
This is a very barebones action movie, and frankly it has nothing going for it. The villains are boring, the story just happens, and I grew bored of it an hour in.
This list of films were honestly the worst I've seen. My Spy: The Eternal City and A Working Man were especially tedious to get through.
I guess it wasn't bad. Nothing in here really got me hooked though.
It's…more or less a very bland action movie where you kind of just sit there and nod. I couldn't really give it a glowing review but it's not horrible.
I don't really know what else to say, I hope the sequel is better but…it probably won't.
The Accountant 2
It's fine. It was better than I was expecting but it was still average.
The brothers were honestly the best part of the film. Everyone else was pretty forgettable. The villains especially had very little personality or screentime. Overall, I'll probably never watch this again.
My Spy
This was just bad. It's not even amusing, it's just really boring. The characters weren't funny, quite the opposite in fact. The comedy here felt extremely generic and predictable.
Honestly, skip this film. It's not worth your time.
My Spy: The Eternal City
I have legitimately already forgotten about this film. It's so utterly unremarkable and boring. That is my entire review. I'm done.
War Of The Worlds (2025)
I'm not going to try and pretend that this film has any redeeming qualities whatsoever. But goddamn, if you're gonna bomb like this I honestly have to respect it.
This is very, incredibly, outrageously bad. When I say nothing works, I truly mean nothing works. The writing is barebones or stupid, the acting is horrible, the direction is nonexistent. There is nothing here to support.
But man, this is the kind of film to enjoy. It's so bad that it spins around and becomes more entertaining than half of the shit I watch.
Overall, 0/10. In my heart however, 20/10.
A Working Man
This is a very barebones action movie, and frankly it has nothing going for it. The villains are boring, the story just happens, and I grew bored of it an hour in.
This list of films were honestly the worst I've seen. My Spy: The Eternal City and A Working Man were especially tedious to get through.