The Story of a Thousand Genres

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Basically, this is a story that will try to seamlessly weave multiple genres into a flowing story. It can start off as a spooky read and somehow turn into a romantic comedy in a very instant, and you get to decide where the story can head! Here's the rules:

1) Specify the genre you will be writing in (this will be specifed in a post)
2) Write a paragraph or whatever in this genre (please no sentences, that's just stupid and boring)
3) Specify the genre that the next person will have to follow when they write their story!

As you can see, you have to write in a genre specified by somebody, but you get to specify the genre for the next person to write in! Super sweet!

EXAMPLE:

My genre: Comedy

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Genre for next poster: Horror

Make sense? Good, I'll start!
 
My genre: Horror

The little boy heard a noise, as he slept in his uncomfortable. It was a screeching noise, that emanated from outside his very door. He slowly rolled out of bed, wide awake with fear, and walked over to the door, shrouded in shadows. As his small hand grasped the door knob, another screech, much louder this time, was made. By what, the boy was unsure of, but his curiousity got the better of him as he pulled down on the knob to open up the barrier between him and the unknown being that was keeping him awake. He walked out and stared down the hallway outside his room, and at the end, saw a white, misty figure staring at him... pointing at him... when all of a sudden...

Genre for next poster: Action (as in, explosions, car chases, crazy stuff)
 
Action!

The white thing started right for him. The boy, luckily, had fast reaction speed and quickly broke open the "White Blob thing that's possibly a ghost kit" and took out the jet pack. He zoomed through the ceiling, with the ghost following. The Ghost then started shooting its Eye Lasers at the boy. But he managed to succesfully dodge a good number of them. Then the boy took out the anti-ghost vacuum from the side of the Jet pack. He did a 360 and was now behind the ghost. He pressed suck and the ghost was succesfully captured. *Adds explosion for dramatic effect*

The boy's Jet back ran out of fuel and crash landed in a big city.

I want to laugh. Make it a comedey!
 
Genre: Comedy

Everyone exploded and died. SMF Became CRSMF again. Dev became Double Administrator, Unbannable to the naked eye.


Next Genre: Randomized.
 
Nintendan put clothes on his eye and banned Dev

Uhh... Romance.
 
Genre: Romance

NintenDan stared into Dev's eyes, as if he were trying to eat him up with his sexy glare. He stepped closer towards Dev, wrapping both hands around his neck and beginning to strangle him. "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU IGNORE THE RULES AND PRACTICALLY MAKE A ONE SENTENCE STORY".

After the intense night of love making, Dev escaped out the window, NintenDan floated away and the little boy and creepy ghost who both exploded and died were never to be seen again... but Dev knew in his heart, as he broke into a dodgy old car, his love for NintenDan would burn, like a flame that not even the... wettest of water could douse.

Next Genre: RPG Styled Battle - GAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
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One second... Maestro!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWz2xn6D94[/media]

Genre: RPG Styled Battle

As Dev got into the car, things took a turn. He was not in the car alone... A battle started between him and the two Paratroopas who where also in the car!

Dev had the most speed out of all of them and therefore he got the first attack. He fired his gun. It did 98 damage to the Paratroopa, almost killing it.

Than a Paratroopa swooped but Dev managed to pull his cap over his head and reduced damage to only 25!

The second swooped but this time Dev didn't pull off the action command at the right time, taking the full hit of 30 damage!

Now it was Dev's turn again. He needed to finish them off quickly and went for his 'Ourumov Finale'! 1000 damage to each Paratroopa!

Dev wins! Dev gains 25 EXP! Dev also gains 5 Coins!

As the battle scene faded away back to reality Dev realized the car alarm was going off and immediately left it...

Next genre: Mystery!
 
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Genre: Mystery

THEN TUK DIED! Who did it? Was it... DAN! Dan did it! Everyone went to Dan's room, but he had exploded.

Next genre: Cheesy 80s movie
 
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Cheesy 80's movie murder scene XD

*Color mysteriously fades away as they are in Dan's room. TUK's body was right there in the room.*

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqWquoGB9Q[/media]



Everyone was quiet. Trying to figure out what the fudge just happened. Then Detective Dan2 came in in his signature Brown coat. He inspected TUK's body well. He saw that he had taken a shotgun bullet to the face. Then he concluded.

"Everyone. TUK is definatly dead! He's not faking it for some attention."

"Gee. Way to inspect that. We never would've suspected that." Dev said sarcarsitcally with some rolly eyes.

Then Dan2 came up to Dev.

"WELL EXCUSE ME! I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A SENIOR DETECTIVE LIKE ME! I GUESS YOU CAN HELP AND STUFF RIGHT? HUH? PUNK! NOW SIT DOWN AND LET ME DO MY JOB!"

Dev was now quiet.

Dan2 inspected where Dan exploded. He looked at the ground with a magnifying glass. Then he smelled it Then He Licked it. He made another conclusion.

"EVERYONE! DAN IS STILL ALIVE! THE EXPLOSION WAS A DECOY FOR HIM TO MAKE HIS ESCAPE."

Everyone gasped.

"That's right! We have ourselves a killer on the loose. We have to find him before he strikes again!" Dan2 said.
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The plot thickens
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I want some action!
 
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Genre: Action

Dan2 stood next to the window, when all of a sudden, the glass shattered! "There's a sniper! Quick! EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"

Dev replied "THERE'S ONLY ME AND YOU; WHY CAN'T YOU SAY MY NAME, DAMN IT?"

Dan2 ran over and slapped Dev, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!"

He crawled over to the window, ignoring the shards of glass on the floor, and slowly searched outside the room and onto the streets, trying to find the sniper... POW.

Another bullet shot. "Trying to locate him was a stupid idea, I could've died just then", Dan2 thought. He got up, avoiding walking past the window, picked up Dev, and ran down the stairs of the hosue. He chucked Dev into the passenger side of the car, and hopped in himself. He put his foot down on the pedal and zoomed off.

Next genre: Benny Hill (AKA, random chases with hilarious music)
 
So Benny Hill, huh? Thanks Dan... :squint:

The next thing Dan2 knew, the sniper had found a car of his own and was trying to close up on the duo.
"Alright, screw this, we'll lose him on foot in that eerie mansion over there", said Dan2.

So they got out and booked it for the mansion, the sniper in pursuit behind them, apparently forgetting he had a firearm on him.
When they entered the front door, Dev gasped. "This isn't a mansion, it's just a really long hallway filled with doors! What kind of engineer-" His sentence was cut off because right then the sniper kicked down the front door, sweating a bunch but still in shape to run.
"Quick! In this door!", said Dan2.
So they entered the door and wound up in the same hall, about 3 doors down. The sniper saw this and immediately went into the door next to him. Unfortunately for him, he ended up about 8 doors away from the duo.
"Split up!" yelled Dev. Both entered different doors and appeared in random locations. The sniper cursed in frustration, picked a random door, and went through it.
Dev helped in surprise when the sniper appeared right in front of him, finally remembering he had a gun. Dev booked it for the nearestdoor, but ran into Dan2 on accident. The sniper laughed at his fortunate turn of events and aimed the gun at our seemingly helpless pair...

Next genre: Satire. (Mockery, make fun of a bunch of random stuff. Something like Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.)
 
Genre: Mockery

Dan2 and Dev miraculously escaped the building. Nobody knows how. Probably some stupid escape plan that the protagonist of any film would think up in under a minute, which is pretty much impossible. Anyway, they got out of that sticky situation and into another (didn't see that coming). As they were walking along the dry, desert with the convenient road in the middle (prime for a good hitchiking session), a car (which conveniently stopped) picked them up and took them to their destination. The driver was a scruffy, bearded trucker with terrible body odour and really messy hair. The driver let them off at their destination, which was Vegas (don't ask me) and said goodbye. Dan2 said "Goodbye, ma'am, and thanks for the lift". Dev looked at Dan2 and replied "Wait, he was a she?". "No, Dev, she was a he". The two looked at each other in confusion as another stereotypical retarded villain came down to rain on their parade.

Next genre: One of those really long ads you see on the telvision (like, the ones for those exercise machines where they hand out random deals for the first 500 callers).
 
Infomercial (That's what they're called)
"Do have a parade?" said the villain.
"Yeah!" replied Dev and Dan2.
"But does your parade have rain on it?"
"No" *crying*
"DON'T BE UPSET! Our studies have shown that over 75% of people have no rain on their parade. Luckily, we have the solution! THE NEW PARAININATOR ZX2000 and 50 Millionty-four! BUT! We are currently overstocked on this product so we are giving you this free blender for some reason! Normally this is $20 but we're giving it to you for, no not $19.99, no not 14.99, BUT $42.99! So, quickly call this number on the screen... what, you don't have a screen? Well, we have the solution etc."

Drama (You know like Neighbours, Bold and the Beautiful... stuff like that)

God that would've taken forever if I kept going but I'm passing the savings on to YOUUUU!
 
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