The Story of Nin3DS

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So we all know the mysterious enigma that is Nin3DS, the site owner, but do we really KNOW him? Who is he? What does he do?
In this forum game we are tasked with telling the story of Nin3DS's daily life. Each person who posts must post one complete, simple sentence.
For example:
GOOD- Nin3DS enjoys spelunking on a daily basis.

BAD-Nin3DS is sad, he has no muney, he eats rice.

It would also be nice if the sentence you post is relevant to the previous sentence.
Now let us begin. I will post the first sentence:





Nin3DS is a British millionaire.
 
Nin3DS donates most of his fortune to the children of Africa. He chooses not to adopt them, but to instead invest in their country to make it thrive and give them the essentials of life that they deserve, such as clean water, healthy crops and a spirited community.
 
Nin3DS has no time for video games though, instead he just watches movies based off them.
 
Nin3DS, while downloading video game videos, also engages in his secret-double-agent life, as a bottom bitch for the best pimp in town.
 
Nin3DS also eats hits bowls of nails for breakfast without any milk.
 
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One day, Nin3DS was extremely bored from trolling in forums he's not familiar with, he was tired of being banned all the time.
After he murdered Neil Armstrong to steal all his money (And chocolate!), he used it to fund his trolling-site, where he secretly trolls everyone whilst they're not noticing.
He and NintenDan are secret, double-agents who are on their quest to troll the world kill bitches around London, delivering the corpses to the queen, and recieving money to fund their cream caramel addiction.

When Nin3DS was a young boy, he twisted his ankle while dancing Tango with NintenDan on a secret mission, hence being unable to participate in missions with Dan anymore.
But then, the meanie villian kiddnapped Dan, and Nin had to do something, so he sacrificed his superhero flying/kicking/burning/laz0ring/cooking/trolling powers in order to save Dan, that's why to this day, Nin3DS is on retirement.




TL:grin:R: Nin3DS kills bitches, haves tea with the queen of England, lost his superhero cooking powers at a young age, and is on retirement.
 
Moclon said:
One day, Nin3DS was extremely bored from trolling in forums he's not familiar with, he was tired of being banned all the time.
After he murdered Neil Armstrong to steal all his money (And chocolate!), he used it to fund his trolling-site, where he secretly trolls everyone whilst they're not noticing.
He and NintenDan are secret, double-agents who are on their quest to troll the world kill bitches around London, delivering the corpses to the queen, and recieving money to fund their cream caramel addiction.

When Nin3DS was a young boy, he twisted his ankle while dancing Tango with NintenDan on a secret mission, hence being unable to participate in missions with Dan anymore.
But then, the meanie villian kiddnapped Dan, and Nin had to do something, so he sacrificed his superhero flying/kicking/burning/laz0ring/cooking/trolling powers in order to save Dan, that's why to this day, Nin3DS is on retirement.




TL:grin:R: Nin3DS kills bitches, haves tea with the queen of England, lost his superhero cooking powers at a young age, and is on retirement.
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Nin3DS was on retirement until one night when he received an urgent call from Reggie Fils-Aime...
 
ebstiv23 said:
Moclon said:
One day, Nin3DS was extremely bored from trolling in forums he's not familiar with, he was tired of being banned all the time.
After he murdered Neil Armstrong to steal all his money (And chocolate!), he used it to fund his trolling-site, where he secretly trolls everyone whilst they're not noticing.
He and NintenDan are secret, double-agents who are on their quest to troll the world kill bitches around London, delivering the corpses to the queen, and recieving money to fund their cream caramel addiction.

When Nin3DS was a young boy, he twisted his ankle while dancing Tango with NintenDan on a secret mission, hence being unable to participate in missions with Dan anymore.
But then, the meanie villian kiddnapped Dan, and Nin had to do something, so he sacrificed his superhero flying/kicking/burning/laz0ring/cooking/trolling powers in order to save Dan, that's why to this day, Nin3DS is on retirement.




TL:grin:R: Nin3DS kills bitches, haves tea with the queen of England, lost his superhero cooking powers at a young age, and is on retirement.
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Umm... these posts were meant to be much shorter...


Anyways...


Nin3DS was on retirement until one night when he received an urgent call from Reggie Fils-Aime...
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(
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I...
/(ם_ם)
Am a rulebreaker.





-Where Reggie asked him to be the president of the united...
 
Moclon said:
ebstiv23 said:
Moclon said:
One day, Nin3DS was extremely bored from trolling in forums he's not familiar with, he was tired of being banned all the time.
After he murdered Neil Armstrong to steal all his money (And chocolate!), he used it to fund his trolling-site, where he secretly trolls everyone whilst they're not noticing.
He and NintenDan are secret, double-agents who are on their quest to troll the world kill bitches around London, delivering the corpses to the queen, and recieving money to fund their cream caramel addiction.

When Nin3DS was a young boy, he twisted his ankle while dancing Tango with NintenDan on a secret mission, hence being unable to participate in missions with Dan anymore.
But then, the meanie villian kiddnapped Dan, and Nin had to do something, so he sacrificed his superhero flying/kicking/burning/laz0ring/cooking/trolling powers in order to save Dan, that's why to this day, Nin3DS is on retirement.




TL:grin:R: Nin3DS kills bitches, haves tea with the queen of England, lost his superhero cooking powers at a young age, and is on retirement.
Click to expand...
Umm... these posts were meant to be much shorter...


Anyways...


Nin3DS was on retirement until one night when he received an urgent call from Reggie Fils-Aime...
Click to expand...
(
sleep.gif
)//-ם-ם
I...
/(ם_ם)
Am a rulebreaker.





-Where Reggie asked him to be the president of the united...
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...crazy llamas
 
Yoshian21 said:
Nin3DS was the god of Nintendo 3DS Community, a place where I hang out 24/7.
The end.
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Nin3DS: The Biography; Chapter 2

It was a dark cold night, and Nin3DS suddently took a magnificent chinese bastard out of his...
 
In order to bring the chinese bastard to his homeland, where he can happily raise his
 
...prosperous rice fields. Nin3DS is an avid supporter of fresh produce, and loves to invest his aforementioned wealth in ensuring that cheap, natural foods are available for all to enjoy.
 
After creating the aforementioned Rice'd Weet-Bix, Nin3DS was captured by Slenderman, up to this day, Nin3DS is forced to tap-dance with Slenderman every Friday night, or else, he is to face his doom.

Chapter 3: A glorious monster

After saving manhatten from being destroyed from jerzey bitches AGAIN, Nin3DS has found a new cave to grow right near his house, inside the cave was a..
 
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