Think Nintendo has a squeaky clean family image? Think again. With games like Beer Pong coming out for Wii Ware, it’s only natural for game lovers to start pushing the boundaries of conventional thinking when it comes to gaming, but online “lifestyle magazine†Kasidie takes it to the extreme.
Kasidie apparently thinks that game play doesn’t have to be entirely digital, suggesting that their readers take advantage of the ever increasing presence of videogames in the household to utilize them as a creative way of getting closer to their would-be lovers (and yes that is plural).
Their obvious choice for gaming foreplay is the Nintendo Wii, with their varying and possibly suggestive motion controls:
"Unlike many other games, Wii Sports strongly encourages physical activity among players. The games generally require movements modeled after the actual sports you are playing. This provides numerous opportunities for physical intimacy and heightened sexual tension ("Here, let me help you perfect your bowling stance. Let's start with those hips...")."
Kasidie doesn’t play favorites though, also making some pretty groan-worthy jokes about the console names PlayStation and Xbox and citing the potential for strip Rock Band and on looking groupies tossing their panties at gamers during heated bouts of Guitar Hero.
Watch out if you read the article, it’s not only a little inane and risqué, it’s also a chancy website to get caught surfing around on at work. But hey, maybe you’re interested in some of the tips they offer up. Clearly Wario has some serious Smooth Moves.
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Kasidie apparently thinks that game play doesn’t have to be entirely digital, suggesting that their readers take advantage of the ever increasing presence of videogames in the household to utilize them as a creative way of getting closer to their would-be lovers (and yes that is plural).
Their obvious choice for gaming foreplay is the Nintendo Wii, with their varying and possibly suggestive motion controls:
"Unlike many other games, Wii Sports strongly encourages physical activity among players. The games generally require movements modeled after the actual sports you are playing. This provides numerous opportunities for physical intimacy and heightened sexual tension ("Here, let me help you perfect your bowling stance. Let's start with those hips...")."
Kasidie doesn’t play favorites though, also making some pretty groan-worthy jokes about the console names PlayStation and Xbox and citing the potential for strip Rock Band and on looking groupies tossing their panties at gamers during heated bouts of Guitar Hero.
Watch out if you read the article, it’s not only a little inane and risqué, it’s also a chancy website to get caught surfing around on at work. But hey, maybe you’re interested in some of the tips they offer up. Clearly Wario has some serious Smooth Moves.
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