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Shadow Cypher
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Having been alive for a decent amount of time, it's fairly obvious that certain people act so stupid that they should've been killed before they were born. I've decided to list some people that suck, period.
1.) Paris Hilton: We get it, you're a slut, you're proud of it, and now you want to be a role model and create an army of slutty preteens to go about the world spreading every STD known to man and some known to horses, monkeys, and cockroaches. Cut it out, I want to sterilize you before you have an illegitimate crack baby.
2.) The directors of the Epic/Superhero/Disaster/Piece-of-crap-so-steamingly-large-that-if-it-were-more than-metaphorical-it-would-smother-most-of-the-population-of-Asia movies: I don't know how they keep making money, but I suppose when you have a budget of a dollar, its easy to make a profit. These movies aren't funny in any sense of the word; they're a sad realization that the opinion of comedy in America has sunken so far. Stop making these things.
3.) The people who go to see said movies and find them funny: Can I euthanize you? I mean, with a sense of humor and a taste in movies like that, its not like you’re going to contribute anything to this world. Why would you pay to see this crap? Or even, if you're not paying, why would you waste an hour of your pathetic life to see this crap? It's not worth it, go watch a good movie.
4.) Wannabe 4channers: This is not a hate statement to all 4channers, so read first, flame later. This is intended at that select crowd of idiots who don't actually go to 4chan, but have stumbled upon the memes, and the de-motivationals, and the copy-pasta, and who now think that they will be the coolest people on the internet if they quote these things endlessly. It's not cool, it makes your life look miserable, cut it out.
1.) Paris Hilton: We get it, you're a slut, you're proud of it, and now you want to be a role model and create an army of slutty preteens to go about the world spreading every STD known to man and some known to horses, monkeys, and cockroaches. Cut it out, I want to sterilize you before you have an illegitimate crack baby.
2.) The directors of the Epic/Superhero/Disaster/Piece-of-crap-so-steamingly-large-that-if-it-were-more than-metaphorical-it-would-smother-most-of-the-population-of-Asia movies: I don't know how they keep making money, but I suppose when you have a budget of a dollar, its easy to make a profit. These movies aren't funny in any sense of the word; they're a sad realization that the opinion of comedy in America has sunken so far. Stop making these things.
3.) The people who go to see said movies and find them funny: Can I euthanize you? I mean, with a sense of humor and a taste in movies like that, its not like you’re going to contribute anything to this world. Why would you pay to see this crap? Or even, if you're not paying, why would you waste an hour of your pathetic life to see this crap? It's not worth it, go watch a good movie.
4.) Wannabe 4channers: This is not a hate statement to all 4channers, so read first, flame later. This is intended at that select crowd of idiots who don't actually go to 4chan, but have stumbled upon the memes, and the de-motivationals, and the copy-pasta, and who now think that they will be the coolest people on the internet if they quote these things endlessly. It's not cool, it makes your life look miserable, cut it out.
