UK 2012 50 top violent games.....wait what the f...........?

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...apparently Mario kart and get this......... ANIMAL FREAKING CROSSING!!! Made it into some UK top 50 most violent games of 2012....... >_> I mean, really? I might give them a reason on why making the kart behind me slip with a banana peel might upset some, but ANIMAL CROSSING??? I guess, that somebody got rip off by Tom Nook when buying a Regal Carpet and got furious of the game..... o_O sorry but somehow these morons of The Guardian are just plain sissies...... >_<

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/interactive/2013/apr/30/violence-guns-best-selling-video-games

Did I forgot to mention that Wii Sports made it to the list for it's VIOLENCE!?!?!?!

Here are he dumbest games in the list:

  • Kinect Sports
  • Wii Sports
  • Mario Kart Wii
  • Mario & Sonic London Olympic
  • Zumba Fitness 1 & 2
  • Pokemon B&W
  • Mario Party 9
  • NSMB Wii
  • Wii Sports Resort
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • Skylanders: SA & Giants
  • Just Dance 3 & 4
  • Kinect Adventures
Can I get a HUGE

WTF?​
 
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well SOMEONE is on drugs.....
 
Apparently any game where some NPC is hurt or killed by the player fits the bill. So according to them, 90% of all games are violent and we should just stick to playing Cooking Mama for the mental safety of our children.

But wait...Cooking Mama uses realistic pots, frying pans, and FIRE! It's VIOLENT!
 
God, whoever made this list was obviously hit in the back of the head by a net (Animal Crossing reference) :P

Maybe that's why it was added! That and the fact you can use pitfall seeds to make animals fall into holes -YAY!

Finally, that hot coffee you can get, now that, is violent.
 
This isn't a list of the top 50 most violent games, it's the best selling. It just notes how most of them have violence and guns in them.
 
Read about this on Nintendolife a week ago or so. Yeah Animal crossing is not violent in the least. Someone has been eating too many mega mushrooms! :p
 
Read about this on Nintendolife a week ago or so. Yeah Animal crossing is not violent in the least. Someone has been eating too many mega mushrooms! :p


When New Leaf comes out I'll be certain to beat you with my axe and shovel like I do to NPCs in all 3 other versions. ;)
 
Read about this on Nintendolife a week ago or so. Yeah Animal crossing is not violent in the least. Someone has been eating too many mega mushrooms! :p


When New Leaf comes out I'll be certain to beat you with my axe and shovel like I do to NPCs in all 3 other versions. ;)


Feel free 2 try!, But I will return fire! ;)
 
Read about this on Nintendolife a week ago or so. Yeah Animal crossing is not violent in the least. Someone has been eating too many mega mushrooms! :p


When New Leaf comes out I'll be certain to beat you with my axe and shovel like I do to NPCs in all 3 other versions. ;)


Feel free 2 try!, But I will return fire! ;)


LOL Fair enough! XD
 
You gotta admit, Animal Crossing IS pretty damn gory.



Yeah, they don't show it, but you KNOW people have to be breaking legs left and right in all of those pitfalls. Bees sting you in the eyes. friends and neighbors being hit by axes and nets in the neck and head respectively.

And let's not forget the mass murdering of countless gift-box wielding balloons that are simply trying to migrate for the season!

Oh! I almost forgot those poor trees! Constantly mugged for their hard-earned bells (money for those of you who are unfamiliar with the series .. you shake a tree and money falls out. See? Money DOES grow on trees; especially if you plant it with a golden shovel)!
 
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