What is the excuse?

[FlameKid]

Someone says that they did something wrong eg: I blew up the school.

Then the next person has to make up an excuse for that eg: He accidentally put the wrong chemical in the mixture.

Then they get to make up something they did wrong.

I will start by: I broke the TV

 

[SonicvMario]

You were playing Wii Sports and accidentally threw the remote at the TV

I scratched the very rare disc

 

[Member]

You grabbed it too quickly, and forgot to cut your fingernails.

I lost my money.

 

[FlameKid]

Someone had the same wallet, and you confused them...

I spent all the money on my mum's credit card.

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

You thought it would be ok because you bought some stuff for your mom too.

I vandalized a car.

 

[Member]

The police almost arrested you, but they thought it was for a good reason.

I almost dominated the world.

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

You didn't because after conquering the world you realized you had no idea how to rule the world.

I threw a chair out the window.

 

[nolongerhere22]

There was a mad gorilla outside

I stole the cookies

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

They were food for your starving family.

I punched a hole in the wall.

 

[FlameKid]

It was a thin wall... and you were angry.

I downloaded a bad virus onto your computer

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

I had convinced your girl friend that you didn't like her anymore so I deserved it.

I wore mis-matching socks.