Mac-Obsessed-Friend: My webcam on my Mac broke today...
Me: LOL
MOF: It's not funny! I am going to fix it tomorrow.
Me: What are you going to do, take your Mac back to a store and get a whole new computer?
MOF:
Chris: That dress is cute.
Me: Yeah, it is. It's very short though, it has to be worn with tights and a top under it.
Chris: No, with a g-string and boots.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
And just like that, in the space of 30 minutes, I can go from being on top of the world, to feeling like my world is crumbing away around me. I want to curl up and die right now.
Josh Coleman: I've never seen a grown man hump a computer.
Matt Cumner: Then you've never met Chris.
Chris Doust: I'm just flattered that you consider me a man.