Contact Lens

[Demon_Skeith]

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.

"You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

 

[Lleyn]

Lol had to read the last part twice to get it, mom didn't want to buy a new one

 

[GracefulAssassin]

Lol had to read the last part twice to get it, mom didn't want to buy a new one

lol It's funnier that it took you twice to get it than the actual joke itself.

 

[Lleyn]

I don't have a weird sense of humor, sorry.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

And you can't understand much either. >_>

 

[Lleyn]

Not my fault if you laugh at dumb stuff >_>
I had to read it twice just in case I missed the funny part, problem was there wasn't really any

 

[BeeRando]

Sounds like my mom lol. Thankfully I wear glasses and don't have to worry about that type of stuff. I'd like to have contacts because my glasses can be VERY annoying at times.

 

[stephbird3]

Haha that's a good one I can totally relate with my mom. Plus I sometimes lose my contacts. They ARE hard to find ... Thank god my mom is there to find them

 

[Zulkarnain]

Lol had to read the last part twice to get it, mom didn't want to buy a new one

yeah me too i was thinking something dirty when i read 150

 

[Neferpitou]

Why so expensive? I bought my contact lenses for only $10.