Corrupt a wish

[Alonious_Monk]

Granted, but it has a picture of Justin Beiber eating a burger on it so it's not legal tender.

I wish I never got headaches ever again.

 

[Aensland]

Granted, but it has a picture of Justin Beiber eating a burger on it so it's not legal tender.

I wish I never got headaches ever again.


Granted! Now you only get migraines.

I wish a succubus would 'visit' me.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted, but it's an incubus!


I wish I could speak another language.

 

[Aensland]

Granted! But it is Annoying Hotdog

I wish anime and game characters were real.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted! But they are all the villains and want to kill you for science.


I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[Aensland]

Granted! But you get water damaged instead!

I wish I could stop doing this game tonight.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted! But now you are bored and nothing else seems to appease the boredom!

I wish I could paint like Michaelangelo.

 

[Aensland]

Granted! But the Michelangelo from Ninja Turtles.

I wish I were a God from D&D.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted! But you are the God of Gazebos!

I wish I could find a way to create a natural Blue Rose.

 

[Aensland]

Granted! But you are the God of Gazebos!

I wish I could get rid of my anxiety disorder.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted! But now everybody won't leave you alone!

I wish I was only 5 feet tall.

 

[Aensland]

Granted! but your name is Vanessa and you have triple E's

I wish I could marry my character, Vierna.

 

[TigressStar]

Granted! But she accidentally sets you on fire while casting a spell.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Aensland]

Granted, but it is a board game, missing all pieces including the spinner but one promissory note, the yellow car, and 2 blue pegs

I wish I could redo October 2010

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

Granted, but it turns out worst than when you lived it the first time.

I wish I could see in the dark.

 

[Tiger21820]

Granted, but you can't get to sleep.

I wish I had a red, green, and blue all-in-one laser pointer with a built in color mixer.

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

Granted, but as soon as you use it you go blind because of how bright it is.

I wish I had a computer for a brain.

 

[FlameKid]

Granted, but you got a computer virus and you died

I wish that i had a pet ferret

 

[Tiger21820]

Granted but it isn't tame.

I wish it was colder.

 

[Flying_Buffalo]

Granted, but it's so cold that you freeze to death.

I wish I was a master fisherman.