Nah, I'm just Joshin', my favorite quote is "May the pasta be with you." from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. It's what I tell myself every time I'm about to eat Italian food.
For comedy (and from the mouth of a complete mad-man): "Who are you and why are you here?"
"I'm here to kill you."
"Oh. I knew there was something about you I liked."
In general: Foolish beings! Accept your end with dignity and grace!