Huh, looks like Mario's journey in Super Mario Bros 1 isn't that impressive...

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I walk 2.7 miles every month one-way to my bank and gamestop. I looked at the first level zoomed out and was like "that dude is way off!" but when I zoomed in and compared Mario's size to his environment and recalculated 1-1 I found that 1-1 for him was about the distance of me walking to the CVS at the end of my street, which is a 5 minute walk at best. Not even a quarter mile.
 
A mile is a lot longer than you probably think.

1 mile is precisely 1,603,944 millimetres.


Or 5280 feet, which is 1760 yards. That's 17.6 football fields. So altogether that's anywhere from 59.84 to 65.12 football fields. That's still a long way. Especially for a fat Italian plumber such as Mario and Luigi.

Though I will admit, it does feel longer. Unless you use warp zones, then it's even shorter.
 
A mile is a lot longer than you probably think.

1 mile is precisely 1,603,944 millimetres.


Or 5280 feet, which is 1760 yards. That's 17.6 football fields. So altogether that's anywhere from 59.84 to 65.12 football fields. That's still a long way. Especially for a fat Italian plumber such as Mario and Luigi.

Though I will admit, it does feel longer. Unless you use warp zones, then it's even shorter.



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A mile is a lot longer than you probably think.

1 mile is precisely 1,603,944 millimetres.


Or 5280 feet, which is 1760 yards. That's 17.6 football fields. So altogether that's anywhere from 59.84 to 65.12 football fields. That's still a long way. Especially for a fat Italian plumber such as Mario and Luigi.

Though I will admit, it does feel longer. Unless you use warp zones, then it's even shorter.



You both must be horrifically lazy if you think that is a long way. I walk 2.7 miles up and 2.7 miles back to Game Stop, my bank. the mall, or anywhere else I need to go constantly. It is a 45 minute to an hour walk (depending on what tempo the music is that I am listening to). That means Mario's entire journey is a mere 1 1/2 hours at best. Not at all that epic when you consider all he is doing is leaping on or over stuff or swimming. Though, I'll admit the pitfalls in world 8 are a bit bothersome.

I also love how you said Luigi is a 'fat Italian plumber'.
 
On another note, you could always think of it like this:

Bowser has one hell of an army. He's managed to turn the equivalent to the walk to the shops into a battlefield that'd presumably make Iraq look fairly safe. It might also make you wonder about his priorities. I mean, a full blown army for this? It's the equivalent of the US army declaring war on a micronation. In the 'tanks start rolling into the Hutt River Province' sense.
 
A mile is a lot longer than you probably think.

1 mile is precisely 1,603,944 millimetres.


Or 5280 feet, which is 1760 yards. That's 17.6 football fields. So altogether that's anywhere from 59.84 to 65.12 football fields. That's still a long way. Especially for a fat Italian plumber such as Mario and Luigi.

Though I will admit, it does feel longer. Unless you use warp zones, then it's even shorter.



You both must be horrifically lazy if you think that is a long way. I walk 2.7 miles up and 2.7 miles back to Game Stop, my bank. the mall, or anywhere else I need to go constantly. It is a 45 minute to an hour walk (depending on what tempo the music is that I am listening to). That means Mario's entire journey is a mere 1 1/2 hours at best. Not at all that epic when you consider all he is doing is leaping on or over stuff or swimming. Though, I'll admit the pitfalls in world 8 are a bit bothersome.

I also love how you said Luigi is a 'fat Italian plumber'.



Not lazy. Just out of shape. xD

Also yeah I guess Luigi isn't that fat, but he's a bit plump.
 
I'm not sure how many miles I walk.. if I bring my 3ds to work, It takes about 2500 steps to and back home. Nevertheless I am always on my foot, running about at work for at least 6hrs+. So I prob do as much or maybe even more than Mario himself lol.

However Mario does a lot of leaping, jumping, dodging, swimming etc (i.e. putting his life at stake) so if we take in that stress factor - it is damn tiring lol.
 
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