Pyrobyte, can you tell me, in your own words, where you, on the night of April 2nd, at precisely 16:23? You claim you were at a friend's house, when the incident happened. But I have reports of you being sighted very close to the scene of the crime, just minutes after it happened. And you were later spotted with a gun, who's deoxyribonucleic acid sample matches that, which was found on the victim. It's not looking very good for you, is it? I sentence you to life imprisonment for the murder of Sir Deverill Kensingston Smythe, who to his friends was known as Nintendo 3DS Shoutbox Moderation.