Salade Snack
It Was Clearly Nanomachines
ITT: We talk about me. The topics include but are not limited to:
-How Handsome I am
-How good I look in my jeans
-How good I look out of my jeans (hawhawhaw)
-How horrifyingly gargantuan my genitals are
-How the way I stare at strangers is completely necessary and appropriate
-How my mother was wrong and I'm a fantastic people person people man
-How my natural scent doesn't smell of dumpsters and regret
-How I don't masturbate with my own tears (Shut up, Eric, it's not true.)
-How my meals are savory and delicious
-How it was wrong for Nintendo to steal my hit action platformer series, Fantastic Luigi Sisters
-How ugly I'm not
-How I make your lives better and how they would be meaningless if I was not in them in some way.
And go.
Worship your Adonis.
-How Handsome I am
-How good I look in my jeans
-How good I look out of my jeans (hawhawhaw)
-How horrifyingly gargantuan my genitals are
-How the way I stare at strangers is completely necessary and appropriate
-How my mother was wrong and I'm a fantastic people person people man
-How my natural scent doesn't smell of dumpsters and regret
-How I don't masturbate with my own tears (Shut up, Eric, it's not true.)
-How my meals are savory and delicious
-How it was wrong for Nintendo to steal my hit action platformer series, Fantastic Luigi Sisters
-How ugly I'm not
-How I make your lives better and how they would be meaningless if I was not in them in some way.
And go.
Worship your Adonis.