Paper Mario Colour Splash Revealed!

All these different people got together in meetings room and basically very, very diligently and seriously thought of how we could do the stupidest, craziest things possible.

Like making this game! They didn't even leave the launch party for Sticker Star before deciding to make it and screw everything up!
 
Yeah, I saw that quote too. I'm surprised nobody else saw the article because it was posted like 2 weeks ago. Also the writer's copious amount of typos: "Risha Tabata", really?

Also, if anyone needed any more convincers that Bowser was the final boss, here you go: https://i.sli.mg/7sAjcK.png
OMG! Those bastards! LOL

Rip. Paper Mario. 2001 to 2016
 
Good news guys? New Paper Mario videos had shown up in the woodworks.


Bad news? It's even worse than before! :eek:

How do you mess up a Ghost Toad?

TTYD's Ghost T. looked way better than this crap! In the GameCube era, no less? MarioCape:

Also, the only good Koopa design with shades and they killed him off with a dancing Piggy Bank.....

GOTY! XD
 
A lot of new videos and articles are going out. They really screwed over one of the video producers here; they said they would force a 3 minute embargo, but IGN, GameXplain and Polygon all got much more time than that.

And once again, the articles fail to impress. Look, here's our first one that almost gets to it and... Interview Guy doesn't press further. Great.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/20...a_clearer_picture_of_paper_mario_color_splash

"This is more of an adventure game."

With all the almost direct insults to fans with their quotes, I'm beginning to think my interviews being real would be less disrespectful. Well maybe not that, but much less vague, dammit!
 
Yeah, it's disappointing. But unfortunately, none of the big sites will press them on any of this. That's not what they do. They don't want to become unpopular with Nintendo and stop receiving review copies for much better games along the line (like Zelda Breath of the Wild).

Still, hopefully things get a bit more critical when the game's reviews come out...
 
Well, just saw this really interesting video earlier:


The maker has a point. So many design decisions seem to be due to 'minimal effort'.
 
Yeah, it's disappointing. But unfortunately, none of the big sites will press them on any of this. That's not what they do. They don't want to become unpopular with Nintendo and stop receiving review copies for much better games along the line (like Zelda Breath of the Wild).

Still, hopefully things get a bit more critical when the game's reviews come out...
Yeah. I hope there's just some obscure guy we don't know yet that has been loopholing or something. Like having a channel with 100k subscribers to show that you should get an interview, then changing avatar/banner/name everything after an interview that'll surely get them blacklisted. (And coming to the interviews with silly 'disguises'.)

And yeah, I wonder how Sticker Star 3 will screw up. Probably worse.
 
I don't think there'll be Sticker Star 3. This game won't sell as it is.

As for an interview, I would 100% get honest as hell if I was interviewing Miyamoto or someone about this game. It'd make for good television anyway.
 
At when the game comes out for the Wii U. It's going to be the next Ghostbusters of bad video games! :p
 
Well, the inn level has been improved... a little:


It's not great, but now there is at least one Yoshi in the game. They're slowly moving away from having only Toads!
 
It sounds like half the people are pissed in the background of the video. XD
 
Oh hey, forgot to post those Rescue V episodes:



They make the game seem a tad more entertaining, but maybe not so as to rival the actual Paper Mario games.
 
Oh hey, forgot to post those Rescue V episodes:



They make the game seem a tad more entertaining, but maybe not so as to rival the actual Paper Mario games.
Omg I love these. They're actually pretty hilarious at times. I can't wait for the rest.
 
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