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Topic title say it all, I will start:

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog."
He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow."
He said, "Oh, it's only a cat."
Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
 
A man knocked on the door of a local ranch and a small child opened.
Hello lad, said the man. is your father home? No, replied the kid, he's out to town.
How about your brother Hugo then? Asked the man. No, replied the kid, he's out with dad. But if you got any business you could tell me, I know all the prices and I can tell dad once he's back.
Well, said the man, it's about your brother...he impregnated my daughter.
Oh, replied the kid, well, you'll have to come back later because I know that dad charges 300 for the hog and 500 for the bull but I don't know how much he'll want for Hugo.
 
Maybe you've heard this joke before...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate ( ate = 8 ) 9 and 10
 
going grade school on us marc? anyways here is one:

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife.
But a Tiger Wood!
 
Here is my one...

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
 
Check this out....

A woman walks into a bar with her cat and asks for a drink. The bartender replies “And what can I get for the dog?" She smiles "Actually it's a cat." He smiles back: "I was talking to the cat."

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How about this one?

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other
ensures you continue to do so. :lmao:
 
Like this thread so much, because I love sharing jokes so thanks for posting and sharing….


Can I play the piano once these are off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
 
Marc said:
Maybe you've heard this joke before...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate ( ate = 8 ) 9 and 10
Click to expand...


To go along with this...
Dear 6-
Stop spreading rumors about me eating nine, I hear you guys do some pretty nasty stuff too.


From, 7
 
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