Twist my wish game

[GracefulAssassin]

When I choose, which is a conscious decision. Try again.

And your wish is twisted within itself because everything is twistable. So your wish fails.

I wish wishes would actually come true.

 

[Lleyn]

This makes no sense

All wishes do come true, including those of evil people.

I wish to live happy and comfortably for the rest of my life

 

[GracefulAssassin]

I twisted your wish, makes sense to me.

Your life ends up being until you are 25.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

 

[Lleyn]

You lose all your senses and emotions.

I wish I could live long enough to play all the good games and watch all the anime series ever released.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

You stay inside for the rest of your life, which ends up being only 10 years, and you never see anyone again.

I wish I could get free games.

 

[Lleyn]

You lose all your consoles.

I wish a zombie outbreak would destroy 'Murica.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

It gets to Mauritius before anywhere else.

I wish Mauritius would get nuked like DS said he would. >_>

 

[Lleyn]

Mauritius gets nuked by 'Murica cause they're jealous, resulting in the whole world going at war against them and winning.

I wish GA would stop thinking 'Murica rules the world.

 

[GracefulAssassin]

That's never gonna happen. And I'm not saying we rule the world, I just like being Patriotic, unlike the other disgraceful Americans here.

I wish we really did rule the world. >_>

 

[Lleyn]

There's a limit to how patriotic you can be

 

[GracefulAssassin]

That's not true. And how about actually playing the game?

 

[Demon_Skeith]

no wish

I wish I was smart at school.

 

[VTEC 9/12/44]

You become smart at school but your skills become worse in all other areas of your life, including socialization, gaming and common sense.

I wish I could have a talent that would and does get me a good, honest job.