What are the two things you’d like to ask your pet?

[Dead2009]

If im asking my cat it's "why do you always sit on my shoulder like a damn parrot" and "whats your obsession with clawing at a table?"

 

[Demon_Skeith]

Why being such a shit and do you love me?

 

[Claraviolet]

We have a baby tortoise at the moment.
It ran away like 2 months ago and just came back ... To be honest, it's been a really pleasant suprise (0v0)
I wish it could remember our voices and remember us all the time ^^
That's all.

 

[Artisan Vistra]

I ask my dog how her food was, or why she is begging. Other times it's "Do you need to potty on our porch?" Sometimes it's "Who's out there?" because someone is coming to the front door, and she doesn't jump when she's confined on the porch.

 

[cpvr]

"why are you acting a fool"
"how did you find this?"

Especially my cat.