what video game characters will not say

Yoshi (to Baby Mario): I swear, if you crap on my back again, SO HELP ME you'll be looking for that d@mn brother of yours on the ocean floor.
 
Wario: Garlic, no thanks I'm on a diet!"

Sonic: !@#$ the chaos emeralds! They always seem to disappear after we use em anyway! *readies cannon* Last chance, Eggman.

Yoshi: Am I a pokemon? (get it?)
 
Lakitu → Yoshi : Try and aim me with Spinies as hard as you can!
 
Mario (to Bowser after another Peach-Napping): You know what Bowser? You can darn well HAVE her, I'm fed up.

Toad: Yeah nobody knows it, but I was actually giving Mario the rude finger when he tried to find the Princess the first time. I mean, he didn't care at ALL about us, he just wanted to get lucky with Peach. Oddly enough, he's STILL waiting.

Charmander: Funnily enough, after he got a Pikachu I've not been used at all. It's great. I stay right in the comfort of my Poke Ball and have no trouble with rain or bullies or exhausting myself to the point of fainting. I only come out to eat. Perfect lifestyle, I'd say.

Knuckles: Hey look, the Master Emerald didn't shatter! I'll be staying home this time around Sonic. No need for me to go anywhere.

Sonic: Yeah that Wherehog stuff? That was just a joke guys. Uh... Guys? *Crickets chirp*

Sora: Personally a sword would work just as good as the Keyblade.

Trainer: Pikachu use Fireblast!
Pikachu: What the HELL you talkin' 'bout?

Tails: One day Sonic you're gonna be going so fast, when you trip over, you'll slide ten feet in the dirt. And boy will I laugh.
 
Ganon: BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR!!!!! Or else you will DIE!!!

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Mario - nope, no pasta tonight
 
Bowser: That punk Mario defeated the Koopa Bros. and King Tutunkoopa. But he's no match for Tubba Blubba.

Mario's Partners: *Ahem!!* Can you atleast mention us!? He's not alone you know!
 
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Fi: "I have calculated a 99.99% chance that YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY DEMISE! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
 
Bowser: If my Koopas can't beat Mario, then I am going to use Billy Mays on him!

Billy Mays: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR SUICIDE PUTTY! THE EASY WAY TO KILL MARIO!

Bowser: Perfect, now I can finally kill Mario and he won't get Peach!

Billy Mays: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING! HERE, SUICIDE PUTTY!

(BOWSER DIES)
 
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waluigi: i'm nice!
luigi; i'm not scared of no ghost!
super happy tree (yoshi story) die yoshis die!!!
mario: i think i'd let bowser win now!
luma (mario galaxys) i'm not T-R-a-n-s-f-orming into a planet. not even for a decillion star bits

sonic. SONIC did not get past act 1!
 
Pit: Your days of being protecter of skyworld and the humans are over palutena!

Dark pit: I will help you rule the world medusa.

Cragalance: (any word at all)

Perfect fit for kid icarus uprising.
 
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