Worst video game reviews you've seen?

[Super Leaf]

i hate GAMEINFORMER WITH A PASSION >

 

[Dark Young Link]

I like GI. Mainly because my parents won't let me get Nintendo Power anymore.

 

[(DL)]

^Why the hell not?

 

[Dark Young Link]

It's too expensive says my parents.

 

[(DL)]

Uh... it's 20 bucks for a subscription to Nintendo Power... and it's certainly not less for GI. <___<

 

[Super Leaf]

35.00 for 24 issues!its pretty cheap,i get it

 

[Melty]

Ugh. While I've blocked out all the reviews written by jackasses, I'm pretty sure I would post ANYTHING by IGN, Gamespot, Gameinformer, or any other game magazine.

 

[CM30]

Any particular reasons why Kiken?

 

[BioApple]

Nintendo Power hands out 9s like crazy.

NIEN NIEN NIEN

 

[Super Leaf]

Nintendo Power hands out 9s like crazy.

but never in my 2 years of nintendo power,have i seen a 10 lol

 

[Runic]

I totally agree about Nintendo Power being VERY generous with 8 and 9 review scores. It's a solid magazine overall, but it's not very objective on some games.

 

[Melty]

Any particular reasons why Kiken?

Well, aside from GI being composed entirely of flaming horse manure attached to a giant sack of even more flaming horse manure using a glue made of caramelized urine, I just get very annoyed with the general lack of intelligence from pretty much every game magazine ever (or almost every reviewer in general.)