Can I be honest for a moment?
Your personality doesn't match your voice.
Your voice doesn't match your looks.
Purple looks good on you.
Sorry if this is a teensy bit rude, You can delete this if you want.
But... But... But I like it there!
Oh well, if he falls off again, I'll scream to annoy the heck out of the neighbours (we have selfish neighbours that don't pay the slightest attention to you... and the side of their house is right by my window... ) and put some blue tack on him to hold him in place.