Recent content by Salade Snack

If only I was as humble as I was perfect.

Maybe so, but it's still a valid statement. I'm not trying to make any enemies here, but I fail to see Obama on that chart you posted about the national debt. And maybe you should focus less on the party and more on the individual. Also, you should stop listening to every "Fight the machine...

I am the zero that Gotham deserves.

I. Don't. Watch. Fox. News. Congratulations on using the same argument in all of your posts. Fucking bullshit the way you're going about it. You can't just respect someone else's opinion? Is it really that hard? Typical liberal. "Sure, come on over and share your opinion! We're the most...

But, Luma... I was gonna ask you to promcoming...

But you guys haven't even made any Tribunal Sacrifices yet! Nor have you brought me the skulls of my adversaries to fashion into a throne of skulls that I will call the Skull Throne - Patent Pending -. :C

That's a good question, I suppose. But before you go, are you sure you don't want to make a gold statue to my likeness?

Ah'v gawtuh Minecwaft... Sure, I'm in, why not, I suppose, I mean, what's the risk? I don't see why I can't, I don't see why I should, either, but hey, these commas, am-I-right? I mean, jeez, these commas, whew boy, do they take up a lot of space or what? Just- I mean, LOOK at that character...

But, Sir, it has such amazing potential... I'm so vain, and I probably think this song is about me. It's not serious. This is a time to pick on your great and terrible, most annoying fellow N3DS commuter!

ITT: We talk about me. The topics include but are not limited to: -How Handsome I am -How good I look in my jeans -How good I look out of my jeans (hawhawhaw) -How horrifyingly gargantuan my genitals are -How the way I stare at strangers is completely necessary and appropriate -How my mother...

That is clearly Princess ToadPeachDaisyRosaline.

I am more handsome and successful than you will ever be. Also, your daughter is fantastic in bed.

Who's to say that wasn't his own self-formed opinion, Homie?

PETA's butthurt, big whoop, they're making love with ostriches and whales by now having forgotten about the whole thing.