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Holiday weekend went by way too fast. But hoping to get a new job offer soon.
 
Good afternoon everyone. I returned to work today, however my manager wasn't at work today so I'm still not 100% sure if I still have a job. I really hope they just let me off with a warning... They brought up in the meeting after I left not to come to work sick and to ensure you have enough sick days to cover when you are sick...
 
Kirby vs Batman who would win lol just asked google AI it answered with this lol:

Kirby decisively wins against Batman in a standard encounter due to an immense gap in raw cosmic power, durability, and reality-warping abilities. While Batman is a tactical genius, Kirby regularly defeats universal, god-level threats, making a standard physical confrontation completely lopsided.
The Power & Ability Breakdown
  • Kirby: Kirby operates on a multi-universal scale. He possesses infinite internal space, can inhale and copy almost any ability, survives planetary explosions unharmed, and can punch a planet in half.
  • Batman: Batman is restricted to peak human physics and Earth-based technology. His standard gadgets (batarangs, smoke pellets, and explosives) would not register as significant damage to Kirby's highly malleable, resilient body.
Potential Combat Scenarios
ScenarioWinnerTactical Dynamic
Standard Random EncounterKirbyKirby outclasses Batman in speed, strength, and durability. He can instantly inhale Batman's gadgets or Batman himself.
Batman with Prep TimeKirbyEven with advanced prep, Batman struggles against pure magical and cosmic forces. Kirby has defeated cosmic entities that manipulate reality itself.
The "Meme" ScenarioBatmanThe internet consensus jokes that Batman's ultimate weapon is Alfred's cooking. Batman wins peacefully by feeding Kirby a massive feast and letting him nap.
 
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